September-October 2024
I am very tired. I will rewrite this news post in the morning.
Goodnight.
Okay now that I'm not a literal zombie I can in fact rewrite this, wwww
All ten Battle of Unity dramas are up! The prologue was released early back in August, but the other nine are all new and ready for reading. As usual, because of the speed with which they were done, there may be phrasing that I mix up after they've had a day or two to sink in and there are almost definitely typos. I almost always have an error or two with the name-tags when I'm doing this much at once; I do always advise that you listen along with the drama tracks!
Some things are getting added to some extra information pages, too. đŸ˜˜
I've also added the short "interviews" done for meeting view count milestones for the Unit R groups; check those out under the BoU Opening Show prerelease materials in "Other Translations". I'll do the Unit A ones when they release too, of course!
Please remember: I don't translate the previews because not having the entire drama to work with gives me a hernia, so please sit tight for another 10 days until the CDs release!
Also, I have added a remark on the "Other Translations" page to note when the Autumn seasonal special video will be coming out, since that was announced recently.
To recap, currently, we're looking at:
- Cast gap 2koma on October 14th, 15th, 16th, and 17th
- B's-LOG short story (ft. Iori, Yohei, and Aoi) on October 20th (Accompanying the release, I will un-password-lock the current month's story!)
- Battle of Unity Opening Show on October 23rd
- Autumn Team special contents on October 26th
- Paradox Live 5th Anniversary on November 6th
I also rearranged a few files so that some pages are now in the /other/ subdirectory; if you're using a direct link (from your history/bookmarks or Twitter) and you could have sworn there was a page there before, try adding adding /other/ into the url (ex: phanto.moe/paraneko -> phanto.moe/other/paraneko). I've added a note about this to my 404 page, but just in case, thought I'd announce it!
The song credits page has also been updated with the new songs' info, and the Concerts page has been updated to reflect the setlists for the 2Man Show performances, and will be updated again in small ways as the official digest videos are posted.
I'm still chugging away at some boring under the hood stuff with the site, so don't mind it if you see things that are a little inconsistent across pages.
Also, it being Allen's birthday: his birthday voice message is up!
And, finally: an anonymous user got in touch and hooked me up with rips of the special Animate tokuten (store bonus) for the LIVE album, containing voice messages from the original 14 characters reflecting on the first round! Check my translations of that out under the "Other Misc. Stuff" in Other Translations!
First: All of the Unit R gap comics are up! The other five are coming out next month, so they'll follow when they come out.
Second: So I can stop explaining myself and can easily link it to people, I've added a page (found in the "Meta, Explanations and Other Observations" heading on the "Other Trivia" page) to explain why I use he/him for Aoi. Just remember that I am one person interpreting a canon, so you don't have to agree with me, I just wanted a concrete place that I could link people to instead of having to explain myself over and over, lol.
Third: There's an on-site search now! It doesn't appear on pages that don't have the full menu (so on novel pages, song translations, and drama tracks), but those pages are indexed in it as well. Use it to help you find information (or just every instance of a given character's name showing up, or every instance of the word "fuck" in my translations, idc, I'm not your dad) across the site.
Also, unrelatedly, I am currently gathering responses on a brief, not-too-deep survey about my translations, fan translation, and Paradox Live! It'd be cool if you filled it out.
I'm also adding the YouTube comment campaigns for these MV releases to a page, which you can find under "Other Translations".
Also, the CD/discography page has been updated to reflect new information; we now know the list of drama tracks that will be on the Battle of Unity Opening Show Unit R disc 2 (five drama tracks in total, the prologue -- presumably the same as we got on youtube -- and then one per team). Unit A's will presumably come out when we have song titles for the Unit A songs.
Also, the short story from this month's B's-LOG is up! It's in "Magazines", and since these are going to be an ongoing thing, for right now I've decided to put them up at the top of the page. Note that until the next issue comes out, you will be required to input a password that's set up to check if you own a copy of the magazine (the ebook works). I do this because I've seen fantranslators been asked by Japanese fans to take translations of current magazine content down, so I figure that the least I can do is delay the release until it's not the most recent issue on sale.
New month means all the old updates are moved to the Past Updates page and the August 2024 Twitter archive is up!
August 2024
Note that this is an exception to my usual rule of not translating drama previews, because, A, it's mostly logistical stuff, and B, it appears to be a full drama track.
ETA: Also, the newly-posted isolated group art of the Battle of Unity key art has been added to the gallery!
Second of all, and much bigger (and far nerdier): I've done a lot of tweaks under the hood on the site!
- First and most obvious is the addition of a style switcher, which you will notice just below the banner, allowing for every page (unless I missed one) to be viewed in light mode or dark mode! This should persist across pages; if you use dark mode and notice it resetting to light, it's because it's a slightly janky workaround, and the host I use has some cacheing weirdness. You can either manually tap dark mode and set it instantly, or just wait for it to load and get cached whereupon it should switch to dark mode automatically.
I'm not a dark mode user as a rule (sorry, it just plain hurts my eyes on desktop), so I welcome feedback on readability/accessibility! - Second of all is some general web design polish; some slight layout tweaks in menus for better visual hierarchy, and some adjustment to contrast in small ways around the site. The general user probably will not notice this, but the changes are there!
- This is almost entirely for my own benefit, but I've redone the side menu; it's now been consolidated into one menu (no more top navbar) and now uses JavaScript as a workaround for client-end includes, which means I can edit a single file and the menu on every page on the site will update. (This is usually very easy, but Neocities doesn't support the way I usually do this server-side with PHP, so this is a bit hacked together with duct tape and a dream.) This means I've been able to rearrange and rename a few menu options for better clarity, and in future if I want to make another section in the sidebar, it will be way easier!
- Some other minor tweaks, like fixing how the menu displays on mobile (again, this has been made much easier by the above switch) and renaming a couple minor pages now that I can change them with one file instead of 200.
Hopefully this all helps to make the Phanto.MOE experience better for everyone.
Also, of course, both of the birthdays for August thus far (so Shiki and Yuto) have had their mini-dramas put up on the 2024 Birthday Mini-dramas page.
June-July 2024
Also, belatedly announced as always, but Reo's birthday mini-drama was uploaded day-of on the 2024 BD mini-dramas page! (I generally have them up within like 15 minutes, so even if I haven't announced it, you can always check the BD page to see if I've got it up.)
I've also added a page for the brief phantom illustration campaign they've been posting over the past couple days on Twitter; see the first section on the "Other Translations" page for that!
Dreamin' 24, from BAE's album, also has had a translation uploaded.
Old updates have been shuffled off to the Past Updates page!
Also, a translation for the new BAE song dropped today (Vroom×3) has been added to the song translations, and the music page has been updated to reflect its MV release and creator credits.
April-May 2024
There's some other stuff I probably need to get to, so if you can think of anything I've missed and that I should get around to, feel free to drop me a line on a Twitter or via Retrospring!
I will be getting to the backlog of content (tweets, birthday mini-dramas, general news updates) in the next couple of days, so look forward to it!
Today's additions are Ryu's birthday mini voice drama and a page for this year's April Fools' joke, Paraneko! You'll find a link to both the birthday mini-dramas and the April Fools' page on the "other translations" page! There are a few things I still need to finish up for the Paraneko page but it should be done pretty quick.
March 2024
Furthermore, I've added the short team backstory/context blurbs to the team listings on the character page in addition to their unit profiles!
Translations for all 5 ANTHEM voice dramas are up! Stay tuned for Fanbook material when the fanbook drops in a couple days, too. :'3
Only three left next weekend and then ANTHEM and the fanbook at the end of this month will keep me right busy, lol.
Also did some tweaking and recoding of the gallery page (again), so now it allows for multiple filters to be applied at once. Fancy.
I will be doing translations of the ANTHEM songs once they go up! But I'mma be real with you, dawg, there's not really a chance in hell that I'm going to translate the last run of anime-excusive songs any time soon, on virtue of the fact that I prefer thinking about things that don't make me angry. Never say never, but chances are grim for the time being.
January-February 2024
I also updated it to add a few things that I felt had been conspicuously absent, since as long as I was re-doing the entire thing I may as well fill in those gaps. Enjoy!
I've also translated and added the short Bar 4/7 ASMR video posted today-- check that out under "Other Translations", grouped in with the other pre-ANTHEM materials.
(Because I didn't update much in January I'm just going to leave the January updates on the page until March, www.)
Also updated the Stageplay page to reflect Stagefes 23-24 and the news of the new live show, tweaked some info on the Reading Order page (nothing important, just finally updated for REVOLUTION results, haha). Planning to add the anime-exclusive songs/LPs to the music listing and CD pages, just because I feel like I probably should. For completion's sake, if nothing else.
(This is a reminder to myself to update the stageplay page, since we got a new (all-cast) live show announced at Stagefes last night!)
December 2023
12.28.2023
Well, as we all try our best to toss the anime right down the memory hole, I bring to you the Outfit of the Day translations, as were requested of me a hot minute back; they're under Other Translations, specifically the "in-universe press" heading!
In the same category, you'll also now find the SWANK AW 2022 crosstalks featuring Hajun and Toma/Anne and Aoi!
Woof. Let it just be on the record that I... profoundly disagree with many of the choices the anime made, lol. It is what it is.
Also, updated both Every Day Every Night and Fadeaway's translations, so they're now both full-song and not just the TV-size! Please enjoy!
With Dongha, this now means that this entire set of birthday illustrations is done! We'll have to see on the 24th what, if any, campaign the franchise will be doing for the next rotation of birthdays.
I know I have a lot backlogged, but I swear, I'll have free time again in about a week and I will buckle down and get shit done then, lol. Just for the record, some of what's on my docket right now:
- A bunch of menpas since October
- The Outfit of the Day "maganize" text
- The Heads Consultation Meetings from the end of the premium stream version of the anime
- This month's Spoon.2di interviews
- And more!
November 2023
11.26.2023
All seven days of the community Heads Meeting threads have been translated, I've translated the TV-size of Fadeaway, my translation of RISE UP is now full-song, I've finally updated the anime episodes page to reflect all episodes up to present, and I've added both the special illustration from episode 7 and Toma's birthday art to the gallery. Whoof!
11.22.2023
Up to date (up through day 4) on the community heads meeting threads, and also updated my TL of FLY HIGH!!! to be the full version of the song! I need to update the anime episode listing, and that -- together with updating RISE UP and doing the short version of Fadeaway -- is my next priority!
11.20.2023
Have started on the YouTube Communities Heads Meeting comment threads! You can find them under Other Translations, or right here!
11.15.2023
All anniversary commemoration art has been added to the gallery! Sorry about slow updates, I've been really busy IRL, but hopefully things will start clearing up in a few weeks and I can really buckle down on catching up.
11.11.2023
1Nm8's anniversary art and Shion's birthday art have been added to the gallery!
11.10.2023
Anniversary 4 art up through today (Akan Yatsura) is up in the gallery!
11.05.2023
Whoops, sorry about the late update! Sorry, life's been really hectic for me on top of all of the stuff going on with this franchise, so I forgot to type my changelog updates.
The October twitter archives have been up for a few days, and the special birthday merch listing has been updated with Allen, Rokuta, and Saimon's items. Additionally, I've added the new full-cast anime KV to the gallery!
I assume I'll have my work cut out for me in a couple hours when the anniversary proper hits, so stay tuned for that, haha.
October 2023
10.29.2023
Got the GokuLuck backstage image added to the gallery, and knocked out two short menpas-- Ryoga's from the 13th, and cozmez's from the 25th! (Sorry, cozmez bias is hard to overcome, especially when their menpas take like five minutes to translate, haha.)
I will be getting to them, I promise! I'm just trying to make dents where I can, lol.
10.26.2023
General updates: Updated the Anime Episode listing page for PRIDE, and added the BAE and cozmez backstage illustrations. GokuLuck to be added when it's posted!
I will be getting to them, I promise! I'm just trying to make dents where I can, lol.
I am very behind on menpas right now, but I am trying to keep a list of which ones I still need to do. Please be patient. I have a day job and that day job takes a lot out of me when menpas are already probably my least favorite thing to translate, so they will be forthcoming, I just... there's so many this month. There's so many and so many tweets. There is so much to translate. Send help. (I'm kidding, probably.)
I'm very tired. I will write more of an update later. Goodnight.
Also, created a more robust Reading Order page for new fans who are confused about what they need to get into the franchise! Please feel free to share it and the New To Paradox Live? page around for people who may be trying to dive in after getting interested in the first few episodes of the anime!
Counting down to the release of REVOLUTION and trying to get everything I can get sorted ahead of time sorted, haha. It's gonna be a long day for me but I'm very excited!!
Also updated the gallery page with Rokuta's birthday art, and updated the anime episodes page with a belated summary of DESIRE! Screenshots to come, I just wanted to get it updated before too much more time had passed.
Planning to update the SWANK page with the new line of goods soon, just hold tight.
Also got Shion's mention party from the 6th uploaded!
Second, the 300k Official Bilibili followers illustration of Yuto has been added to the gallery!
Also, a bunch of anime-related news; I've revamped the anime page to redirect to both a "prerelease information" page and also an episode guide, with the ep1 summary based on my recollections of the pre-screening event. It will likely update with time!
Also-also, the anime release commemorative illustration has been added to the gallery.
Also-also-also, I've translated and mirrored the official oshi shindan (basically a quizlet)! You can find it on the anime index page, since it specifically deals with the anime.
Furthermore, it's October now, so the B's Log interview from the October 2023 issue is no longer password locked, as promised!
September 2023
Also-also translated an old magazine mini-interview from the June 2021 issue of Animedia!
Also, those with access to it (and in the case that Twitter finally eats shit for real), Phanto.MOE is now on BlueSky at @phanto.moe! At the moment I will just be crossposting announcements about site updates (I am not insane enough to try and crosspost all tweet translations), but that is now a place where you can find updates and information about my translations.
I've been (gradually) working on adding belated alt text to a lot of images on the site, which should help in the case of a loading spinout. This is mostly invisible, but I wanted to note it.
I've been debating switching hosting services to something a little more robust (and, more importantly, a service that supports server-end includes...), especially as the anime draws nearer, but that's a matter that's -- again -- entirely on my end. Just a heads up!
August 2023
Also added a note about the October 2023 issue of Animedia, which is featuring Paradox Live: The Animation, and a note about the new character profiles that have been added to the anime's site on the page about the anime!
I will be tackling the AMPRULE and 1Nm8 dramas tomorrow and the next day, as they come out!
Also: preemptively added a section to the audio dramas section for the After-SHOWDOWN mini-dramas that are set to be released via YouTube in a couple days. I will be translating these (even if there ends up being an official translation), so stay tuned for that!
- Yuto's birthday art added to the gallery page!
- The Road to Legend Winning Manifestos have been added! Translations for these short videos can be found under Other Translations!
- Shiki's birthday art and the new anime team visuals have been added to the gallery page!
- A note about said new visuals has been added to the anime page.
- I added a quick note about the two recurring named cats, Luna and Kurobuchi Maou DX, to the "Glossary" page, under 'People & Entities'! I figured I should add them because I have seen some confusion about which cat is which.
- And, the biggest one: the character schedules have been added! They are under Other Translations! These include both the original schedules posted in 2020 for the original four teams, and the updated schedules posted in 2022 for all main eight groups.
Still working on some other stuff (the character schedules are about ~30% done).
I will be working on new translations of extra material soon, but right now this stuff is a lot less work, so bear with me! My current to-do list, in no particular order, is to continue working on the Merch page; to expand the manga page with full chapter summaries; and to translate the character schedules from both the Fan Book and social media.
Also: new illustration added to the official art gallery, under follower milestones; this one is for 10k followers on the official English Facebook page!
Also-also: I've added the Favorite Character Sorter and Favorite Song Picker, since I figure these are resources that people generally like having on-hand. These are both located on the Other Stuff page under the 'Other' heading, since they're not translations but they may be useful or entertaining!
Some pages (merch, magazines, other translations) are a little bit empty now, but they should hopefully provide at least some useful information, even if that information is "I plan to write more about this as it becomes feasible".
Some pages are relatively straightforward in terms of information, but for some -- especially the anime and mobile game pages -- they will, in future, become far more robust mini-directories as more about these respective adaptations comes to be known.
From the jump, though, some notes:
- All of my drama and novel translations, and all of my and Carp's song translations, are live! All of our social media translations (Twitter and Paratora) are mirrored, as well.
- Every character profile is complete and features extra information where that information is canonically available, and the character index includes the short blurbs about the units as presented on the official site.
- The official art gallery, while not complete, is fully functional. Do take a minute to let the thumbnails load, though!
- The CDs page lists a brief summary of the drama tracks (where relevant) and includes full track listings and the results of the CDs that had voting rounds.
- The Glossary page defines not just terms, but useful lists of locations and characters and entities who do not have full profiles!
- The Music page provides an overview of every song, its composers, and the release date of its MV (where applicable)!
- And more!