Day 2 Group 1: Kenta & Yuto
Yuto: Good evening, everyone. I'm Inukai, from GokuLuck.
Kenta: Shitty Scrub Patrol: Official Business Edition
Yuto: Mikoshiba-kun, it's not very nice to refer to everyone who supports you like that.
Kenta: Shut the fuck up. Or do you have a problem with freedom of speech, shitty scrub prison guard?
Yuto: Well, even so, if you could please try to communicate as politely as is possible...
Kenta: Stop blabbering, this is the way I'm gonna do it
Yuto: I see...
Kenta: I've been meaning to say for a while, on that stupid fucking app you were going off about eating imo yokan or whatever; why are you hogging all that shit to yourself?
Yuto: I'm sorry, but... since I am a prison guard, please understand that what I do when I'm not on duty is private business.
Kenta: What a load of bullshit, that's completely unfair, or have you forgotten about the shitty prefab shack we have to live in?
Yuto: Even with that said...
Kenta: Just ask any of these fucking scrubs gathered here now whether or not we should get some better accomodations. What do you scrubs think?
Yuto: Mikoshiba-kun, please refrain from making violent threats...
Kenta: And whose fault is it that this is happening in the first place?
Yuto: Mikoshiba-kun, maybe you should be replying a little gentler...
Kenta: Message received! Result: I ain't doing that!
Kenta: I guess it makes sense that the connection keeps shitting out
Yuto: Mikoshiba-kun, please rember, we're in a public space...
Kenta: Shut the fuck up, you're so annoying you useless piece of shit
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Fan: Mikoshiba-kun is being so nice to the heads 😭😭 Is this what you call personal growth?
Kenta: stfu, there are too many of you
Fan: Mikoshiba-kun would be really cute if he used honorifics
Kenta: I've got no use for that shit, there's nobody in this shitty world I'd respect enough
Fan: Mikochi being mad that Inukai isn't sharing his treats is so cute 🥰
Kenta: I don't even want any of that old-people-shit like imo yokan but it pisses me off that he's not sharing
Fan: I imagine it's probably hard to repair the holes in the wall of a prefab shack.
Yuto: You would be correct...
Fan: Mikochiba, you're always so cute when you get prodded about things, so please interact with fans a lot in the future teoo!
Kenta: who the fuck would want to waste their time talking with a bunch of scumbags?
Fan: A prefab is way too small for for people... each person should have their own room
Kenta: at the very fucking minimum
Fan: Mikoshiba-kun, you look great in a suit!!!! It's super cute!!!!
Kenta: I don't give a fuck if you think it looks good on me
Fan: It's going to be hard to keep living in a prefab...
The walls are thin, and there's no protection from the heat or cold.
Kenta: it seriously fucking sucks
Yuto: I'll see what I can do about improving the insulation.
Fan: Mikochi, you want to eat sweets, don't you?
Halloween is over! 🎃
Kenta: shut the fuck up or I'll smash your head in with a pumpkin
Fan: I get the impression that there's not a lot of room in the prefab, so the people who are taller might have a harder time 💦
Yuto: It's true that Tosa-kun and Kaida-kun are a bit larger in stature. I hope we can take this into account in the future.
Kenta: hey, I'm taller than you, too, shit-warden
Fan: I heard that if you put a bunch of holes in the wall you might not get a permit to do renovations...
Yuto: They've all been patched up now, so that shouldn't be a problem.
Fan: Let's petition the government to make life more comfortable for the members of GokuLuck!
Yuto: We all worked very hard in this tournament, so hopefully they'll listen to what I have to say...
Fan: Mikoshiba... I'll make you some imo yokan as a gift...
Kenta: How stupid are you?
Fan: It's a shame, though, since Mikochi is a shiba ken, he can't eat sweet potato... tragic
Kenta: The fuck do you think you're going on about? I'll set your house on fire
Fan: Mikoshiba, state your demands!
Anything you want, I'll get it for you!
Kenta: The hell you think you're gonna do with the kind of money you have, you piece of shit?
Fan: Is it cold in your room, Inukai-san?
Yuto: I handle the cold well, so I don't really have a problem with it.
Fan: Mikoshiba-kun.
You're welcome to stay at my place.
Kenta: denied
Fan: How about fuzzy pajamas with dog ears?
Kenta: shit taste
Fan: Come tot my house, it's comfortable here.
You're welcome to join us.
Kenta: I know better than to go over to creepers' houses
Fan: What is your definition of decent accomodations, Mikoshiba-kun?
Kenta: One room all to myself, thick walls, good food
Day 2 Group 2: Anne & Aoi
Anne: Hi guys! How's everyone doing? Starting now, Aoi-kun from VISTY and I are gonna be talking~!
Aoi: Thank you all for your support!!!!!!! (Edited)
Anne: Aoi-kun, are you maybe a little nervous? 🤣
Aoi: !!! I just had a typo at first... it was embarrassing... I'm sorry...
Anne: You're totally fine! We're friends, so it's totally fine to relax a bit 🥰
Aoi: What do you mean friends!!!! Anne-sama is my idol so of course I'm a little bit nervous!!! And I fixed my comment... lol... but no, I'm really embarrassed...
Anne: I'm flattered to hear that, but for real, you don't have to worry 🤣
Anne: Aoi-kun, this is a bit belated, but thank you for modelling for SWANK! We got some really great photos thanks to you!
Aoi: No, by no means! It's all thanks to you that I have these memories I'll cherish for the rest of my life! And this new collection was so cute that I bought a bunch of the items!
Anne: Did you really~~~~? 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm so happy to hear that!!! Thank you~~~~~~~ 🥰🥰🥰
Aoi: Thank you for making so many wonderful items!!!!!
Aoi: Um, I know this is really sudden, and it's totally okay if you don't want to answer, but would it be okay if I asked you something I've been wanting to know?
Anne: Why not! Go ahead and ask me anything!
Aoi: Anne-sama, do you like, like, cars or motorcycles...? It's just that lately I've been really interested in vehicles and the like!
Anne: Totally~! Both are really cool! I don't have a motorcycle, but I really like going for drives!
Aoi: Do you have a car!? I hope you don't mind my asking this, and I apologize for being rude, but may I ask what kind of car you drive?
Anne: It's a two-seater red sportscar!
Aoi: It's so nice I might pass out... lol! Thank you for letting me know!
Anne: I think a cool ride like that would suit you too, Aoi-kun!
Aoi: I can't believe you could just out and say something like that...! I'm still thinking about what kind of car I'd want in the future. I'm not sure I'd be able to afford something like that, though, lol
Anne: If you put your mind to it, I'm sure you can! Hey, everyone, what kind of car or motorcycle do you think would suit Aoi-kun?
Aoi: Thank you, everyone, for sharing all of your opinions! I never would have thought of a car in my image color or a SUV on my own! This was very helpful!
Anne: I think it'd suit you perfectly 🔥 But hey, if you want, do you want to take a drive in my car sometime soon?
Aoi: !?!?!?!?!?!?!? Would that really be okay!?
Anne: Sure would! Just name the time! Let's do this 🥰
Aoi: Yes, absolutely!!!
Anne: Yes!! ... oh, but we're running out of time, lol. I guess this is going to be it from us for today!
Aoi: Yes! Thank you very much for your time today! And I'm so happy to be invited to go for a drive that my hands are still shaking!
Anne: You're welcome! I had a lot of fun 🥰🥰🥰 With that, to all the heads, see you again~! Sweet dreams 💕
Aoi: Thank you to all of my princesses for all of your comments. I'll be sure to read everything you said later. With that, byeVISTY🦋