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Seasonal Show Special: Summer Team Plays Bomberman

As part of the promotion/special material for the Seasonal Show, on August 17 2024, a 30-minute video of the members of Summer Team (Allen, Ryu, Satsuki, Zen, Iori, Chisei, Toma, and Ryoga) was released of the characters playing Super Bomberman 2. Yes, really.
So here's that.

Satsuki: A super-hot summer is here! And that can only mean--!?
Toma: It's time for The Midsummer Explosion King Showdown~!!
[Satsuki and Chisei exclaiming, Ryu hooting, Toma exclaiming]
Satsuki: Today we're going to be playing a game with the members of the Summer Team from the Seasonal Show!
Toma: Now, if everyone could take a minute to introduce yourselves and share how you're feeling!
Allen: I'm Sugasano Allen from BAE! I'm not really confident about my gaming skills, but I'll do my best!
Iori: Ahah, what motivation~ Suiseki Iori from Akan Yatsura here. If I'm gonna be here, then I'm in it to win~!
Satsuki: Aniki!!
Zen: Likewise; this is Gaho Zen from Akan Yatsura! Even if it's just a game, it's still a competition! I aim to win this fair and square! Let's go!!
Satsuki: Zen-nii!!
Ryu: Okiedokey! This is Ryu-kun, hailing from the distant Planet Meow-Meow! Today everything's gonna go boom!!
Toma: You mean you're from TCW, right?
Ryoga: ... Tosa Ryoga from GokuLuck. Don't really get this game.
Toma: And next is me! Who-who-who's the greatest at games of them all? That'd be me-me-me! I'm Toma from VISTY! It's SHOW TIME, let's have some fun~!
Satsuki: I'm Ito Satsuki from Akan Yatsura! I'm not gonna go easy just 'cause Aniki and Zen-nii are here too. I'm planning to win today!
Zen: Do your best!
Toma: And last but certainly not least, our special guest~...!
Chisei: Kuzuryu Chisei from Buraikan. Glad to be here.
Allen: I can't believe I'm going to be playing a video game with Yasha-san...!
Iori: Looks like we got a lively bunch'a people gathered here, don't we?
Ryu: Blowing up~♪ Blowing up~♪ Everybody's gonna get BLOWN UP~!
Ryoga: This guy's weird.
Allen: Ahaha, it looks like we're all excited to get started.
Toma: Well, now that we're all ready to go, lithout any further ado, let's get playing!


Satsuki: The rules are simple! First, we'll split into two leagues each consisting of four people to do battle! The winner from each league will then do a 1-vs-1 to decide a winner!
Toma: The divisions will be... as follows!
[Table displays division A consisting of Ryoga, Toma, Zen, and Ryu; division B consists of Chisei, Satsuki, Iori, and Allen]
[various exclamations]
Zen: Will I have to face off against Waka or Satsuki-kun in the finals...
Satsuki: I ain't gonna lose, Zen-nii!
Iori: Big words~
Chisei: Looks like we're against each other, SUZAKU. Looking forward to it.
Allen: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT VERY MUCH
Toma: Ah, I'm starting to get nervous~! (laughs)
Ryoga: ... it's just a game.
Toma: Speaking of the game! The qualifying rounds will be in 2-minute-long matches, and first to win three matches will be the winner! The starting positions are randomized, so be careful not to lose track of your character in the fray!
Satsuki: Even if you get blown up and taken out, you can still lob attacks from the outside until the last 60 seconds, so don't give up so easily!
Toma: In the last 60 seconds, the outfield goes away and blocks start falling down to shrink the play area, so be careful that you don't get crushed!
Ryu: I know this game~! Collect lots of helpful items and get super strong!
Chisei: Wow, you know your stuff.
Zen: I see... that's very helpful!
Allen: So it's important to go after items...
Iori: You're taking this real seriously. (laughs)
Ryu: Ryu-kun is going to become a dragon tamer!
Chisei: I don't think there are any dragons here (lol)
Satsuki: Anyone got any other questions?
Ryoga: Nuh.
Allen: I'm good, too.
Satsuki: Well with that, let's get started with the A-league!
Ryu: YAAAA~Y!
Toma: Whoo!
Zen: I'll do my best!!


Toma: Alright, everyone, please choose a character!
Ryu: I won-der who I ought to piiiiick~~~~! Ooh! This one is super cool!
Zen: It looks like that one isn't unlocked.
Ryu: Huh?!? Noooo! Ryu-kun wants that one~!!
Ryoga: What difference does it make.
Toma: You'll have to pick a usable character this time!
Ryu: Eh... then I want this one that looks like Super Gloomy Shikki~
Allen: Wait, I can kinda see the resemblance...?
Zen: Hm... alright! I'll be this energetic yellow bomber!
Iori: Ooh, he's in good spirits, isn't he!
Toma: Then I'll be the pink one, since it's VISTY colored! Hope all of you Stellas will be cheering me on~!
Satsuki: You know how to pick one, Ryoga?
Ryoga: No but I'll figure it out. ... this one.
Chisei: It kinda matches PITBULL's image color, doesn't it?
Satsuki: Everyone good?
Ryoga: Mm.
Toma: Alright! And with that~... let the battle begin!
Zen: Alright!
Iori: Go for it, Zen!
Satsuki: Don't lose, Zen-nii!
Allen: Good luck, everyone!
Ryu: Let's go~!
Ryoga: ... hm.

Zen: I'm in the upper right!
Allen: It's a really straightforward stage, isn't it?
Ryu: Ryu-kun's gonna be the explosion king~!!!
Toma: Ah, got an item~!
Chisei: Good work.
Ryu: Ryu-kun got something too~.
Iori: Everyone's doin' well so far.
Ryu: [humming] ... ooh!
Toma: Ooh, an ite-- I'm getting burned!!
Zen: A dumbbell...!
Allen: A dumbbell...??
Satsuki: Seems like a bomb upgrade?
Iori: Maybe something good'll come out of collecting 'em?
Ryu: Ahaha! Lots of treasure~!
Ryoga: Tch... I'm not getting anything...
Allen: It looks like there's a bunch of different items you can get...
Toma: It's not as difficult as it looks, you get the hang of it real quick!
Satsuki: Be careful, Zen-nii!
Zen: I'll avoid it with all my might! Hmph!
Satsuki: Amazing...! Zen-nii, you predicted all of them!
Toma: I ought to be safe over here.. .... eh~!?!??
Allen: There's still a chance...!
Toma: Ah, I can definitely... eheh?!
Chisei: He's outta there. (laughs)
Toma: How could this happen to meeeee!! (sob)
Satsuki: Won't you lose if you get hit by a block?
Ryu: Lots of explosions~!
Zen: Hm!? ... ack!! What a shame...
Satsuki: ZEN-NII!!!!
Chisei: That firepower is wild. (laughs)
Ryu: Ryu-kun's bombs are the super-strongest of all~!!
Iori: Time to finish it, huh?
Ryu: Spiky spiky~♪ Tingle tingle~♪
Zen: It's down to a 1-v-1!
Ryoga: ... not gonna lose.
Ryu: Pshow! Special move! Ultra Space Bombeee--! Eh?
Ryoga: Huh?
Allen: Whoa!?
Toma: Oh!?
Satsuki: No kidding!?
Iori: A self-sabotage, huh?
Ryu: Whaaat~? Did Ryu-kun get shot off into space? Pterodon in Wonderland?
Ryoga: What just happened.
Satsuki: You're doing great, Ryoga.
Ryoga: Mm.

Iori: Alright, then it looks like it's time for round two~
Ryu: GO GO~!
Toma: Let's go!
Zen: I'm on the top left this time!
Chisei: Are you going to announce your location every time? (laughs)
Zen: A dumbbell!
Iori: That's a real unique battle cry, isn't it?
Allen: Ryoga, there's an item right by you!
Ryoga: Got it.
Ryu: Ryu-kun's not getting AAAANY items!!
Zen: My legs have gotten stronger!
Allen: The bombs are flying everywhere...!
[Ryu cackling as Zen and Ryoga vocalize]
Toma: Looks like there's a lot going on up there~
Ryu: Ryu-kun wants to go too!
Zen: A dumbbell!! I need to get some protein!
Iori: Which one is it!? (laughs)
Satsuki: What's with the fire?
Zen: Gh... the ideal time for protein intake is 30 minutes after exercising, but I have no choice but to do it now...!
Chisei: We're still talking about the game, right? (laugh)
Allen: He's so serious...
Zen: Danger!!
Toma: That was a close one~!!
Ryu: Perhaps... Ryu-kun's bombs are the strongest!?! Look, look~!
Allen: I'm looking, I'm looking!
Ryu: [simultaneously] Look, looook~!
Zen: Hmph!
Iori: Go, Zen!
Zen: Hah!
Toma: No waaaaaay!! Did you just see that pro-tier weave?!?
Ryoga: Didn't see it.
Toma: Guess nobody saw it?
Allen: One minute left! It's really getting heated now!
Ryu: Found it~♪
Zen: Ah! All of a sudden--!?
Iori: You were sent flying...
Toma: No way, that blast is too OP!?
Chisei: Still a bit left.
Zen: What a disappointment...
Toma: Now all that's left are Ryoga-san and...
Ryu: Yep, yep, yep~! Ryu-kun is still in it too~!
Allen: It's a rematch for the last round!
Satsuki: Awesome!!
Ryu: Boom, boom~!
[various exclamations]
Ryu: Ryu-kun Dive!!
[Allen and Zen exclaim]
Ryu: Pffew... and so it has been decided.
Satsuki: You lost, though.
Allen: Ryoga's got two wins already!
Ryoga: Hm.
Toma: There's still time to turn it around?
Chisei: Could you be speaking from experience?
Ryoga: Not happening.

Zen: I'm in the lower right!
Ryu: Meow meow meow meow meoooow~
Iori: What's with the cat noises all of a sudden? (laugh)
Ryu: Does Iorin like cats~?
Iori: ... I like 'em, yeah. They don't like me, though.
Allen: Suiseki-san, don't you have a cat?
Zen: Ah, Hokusai-kun's the one who takes care of her.
Toma: Ah, that's nice! I wanna have a cat one day too!
Ryu: Ryu-kun has one at his house, too~! His name is BLACK-SPOTTED DEMON KING DX!
Ryoga: What on earth is that name.
Chisei: No, I kinda like it.
Allen: Eh!?
Ryu: Vengeance! Time for Ryu-kun's Special Broccoli Bomber!
Satsuki: Wh--
Ryoga: What.
Allen: Amazing...
Iori: Managed to wriggle out of that one~
Ryu: Hm... well, next time, it'll be Pink~
Toma: Eh, what did I do!?
Ryu: [laughs]
Toma: Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Ryu: Just you wait~♪
Ryoga: Gh--! How did that hit me just now?
Toma: Play back the tape, I want to see that one (laughs)
Allen: Everyone, do your best!
Iori: Go for it!
Ryu: WhaaaaaT!?
Satsuki: Ryu's out, too!
Zen: It's a one-on-one!
Toma: Alright, I-- oh, for real!?
Zen: I won!
Satsuki: Alright! Zen-niiii!!
Iori: Well done!
Zen: I pulled it off!
Allen: Don't get discouraged, Toma!
Toma: Ahaha, thank you very much...!
Chisei: That was a bit of an anticlimactic ending, huh~

Toma: Man, everyone's too good at this!
Zen: Coming from the top right!
Ryu: Ooh, I got a protein~
Zen: I want one too!
Chisei: So focusing on collecting items at the start is the play, huh?
Zen: Waka, I feel like I'm starting to truly understand how to fight.
Iori: Where's this comin' from?
Zen: The heart and soul of this game... is about preventing self-sabotage!
Iori: ... 's that so. (laughs)
Allen: I see...!
Chisei: You see...?
Ryu: Dumbbell! Protein!
Iori: Ryu's got plenty of space, don't he?
Zen: Mm. I'm also working on my leg workout!
Toma: Gaho-san and Tosa-san, are you two working together?
Ryoga: ... not on purpose.
Zen: Ahaha... (forced laugh)
Ryu: RYU-KUN WANTS TO JOIN IN TOO~!
Zen: --!
Ryu: Aha, got an item~! Kick, kick~!
Allen: Toma, you're not moving, are you alright?
Toma: Ah, sorry! I was just watching!
Iori: What'cha mean by that? (laugh)
Ryu: A present for you~!
Ryoga: Hey!
Toma: Ah, ah, ah--!
Chisei: There they go.
Toma: [screaming]
Zen: [also screaming]
Iori: Now that's what I call a launch.
Toma: Good game. (near tears)
Chisei: It was like you were all drawn magnetically in to the bomb, right? (laughs)
Satsuki: Zen-nii, get back up!
Ryu: Everyone's so mean! You all left Ryu-kun behind and all alone!! Boo, boo!
Satsuki: You won, you oughta be happy about it!

Toma: Man, I wanna win at least one game before the end of this.
Allen: You've been doing pretty well!
Toma: Alright!
Ryu: Hoo hoo hoooo~
Iori: There's no tellin' the results until the very end.
Chisei: Nice play.
Satsuki: Ryoga, didn't you just trap yourself?
Ryoga: Not trapped.
Iori: Did you know the distance it was gonna cover?
Ryoga: Hah?
Allen: Chucking bombs around seems really fun!
Toma: Who's chucking bombs at me?!
Ryu: Crunch crunch item time~♪ Bum-bum-BOOOOOMB!
Ryoga: --!
Ryu: A wandering Ryu-kun appears!
Allen: Ah...
Ryoga: Dammit...
Satsuki: That's that, then.
Chisei: 'Course it wouldn't end that easily.
Ryoga: Gonna claw my way back up.
Toma: That kind of energy coming out of the outfield is amazing!
Zen: I'm not going to be beaten out when it comes to fighting spirit!
Iori: Go for it, Zen! S'the moment of truth!
Zen: Bulk your body up with items!
Chisei: He's going off about weight training again (laughs)
Ryu: Compared to the yellow one, Ryu-kun's just about as strong, too, right?
Allen: It's down to three..
Satsuki: Who's gonna win? I'm really getting pumped up about it!
Toma: This time I've got it in me to win for sure, right!?
Iori: We got us a three-way battle~
Allen: Ah--!
Toma: AAAAGH! I got blasted!!!! (crying)
Chisei: You really went flying, huh?
Ryu: So many items~!
Zen: I'm not going to lose!
Iori: It's time to go on the offensive!
Ryu: How many can I put down~?
Satsuki: That's a lot of bombs...!
Zen: That was a close one...
Satsuki: Nice one, Zen-nii!
Zen: Time for the counterattack!
Ryu: Burn it up~!
Chisei: Here come the falling blocks.
Zen: Dangerous...!
Allen: That was...!
Iori: Too bad, too bad... (laughing)
Satsuki: [squawks]

Toma: Let's take it up a gear and move into round six!
Chisei: Right now, the scoreboard's looking like...
Satsuki: Ryoga and Ryuu both have two wins, Zen's got one, and Toma's got none, yeah?
Toma: Eh!? I'm the only one who hasn't won!?
Iori: Well then, let's give it one last burst, yeah?
Chisei: If you just win every single game from here on out you can still make it to the finals.
Allen: It's not over until it's over!
Zen: Let's make it fair and square!
Iori: Somethin' like that!
Toma: Everyone's too kind, I'll do my best! ... oh, just there, what was that throw?
Zen: It's time to go all out!
Allen: It's a good match!
Ryu: Ah, it's Pink~! So it's you who's a member of the secret evil organization!?
Toma: Hold on, hold on, hold oooon! Hold on, hold on--
Ryu: A minion of the evil space pirate Benben!?!
Toma: Sure, I'm Benben!
Chisei: You're just gonna accept it, then? (laugh)
Ryoga: There are fewer blocks now.
Allen: The match is gonna be coming to an end soon!
Zen: What!?
Satsuki: For real!?!
Ryu: This is Ryu-kun's time to do it!
Ryoga: Ah!?
Allen: Ryoga's out, too!
Chisei: He was even holding a bomb that he didn't even get the chance to throw.
Iori: It's the decisive moment.
Toma: Yikes!
Iori: The both of you both have some good items, it seems.
Toma: Alright, alright, alright...
Ryu: Found a new one! Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
Allen: Is he chanting...?
Toma: Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh CRAAAAP!!
Allen: Ahahahaha!
Chisei: What a shame.

Ryu: Ryu-kun is the champion~!
Toma: Ah, dangit, I fumbled it right at the eeend...
Satsuki: And with that, the winner from A-League is Ryu!
Allen: Grats!
Ryu: Yay~! Ryu-kun is the winner!
Iori: A great showing from everyone~
Zen: I'm disappointed, but I had a lot of fun!
Chisei: Good job!
Toma: I'm a bit disappointed with the results! I wanted to win at least once...!
Ryoga: ... I'm not losing next time.
Satsuki: Hey, Ryuu, tell us your feelings about going into the finals.
Ryu: Ryu-kun will become... the Explosion King!!"
Allen: Well done!!
Iori: Ain't it a bit early to be celebrating?
Allen: Eh?
Iori: Our part of the battle's gonna be startin' soon.
Allen: Ah, you're right! It is!
Satsuki: Alright, then let's get started with the B-league! You all ready?
Chisei: Sure.
Allen: I'm gonna win!!
Iori: Well, oughta be a fun time.
Ryu: Ryu-kun's turn to cheer!
Toma: I'm excited to see who wins!
Zen: Let's see this game through to the end!
Satsuki: I'm gonna win for sure!


Allen: Who should I use...
Iori: Well, I may as well use the same one Zen did, yeah?
Zen: I'm sure you'll be able to win where I wasn't, Waka!
Allen: I suppose I'll be the red one, then.
Chisei: Suppose I'll use the black one?
Satsuki: Am I the only one who hasn't picked yet? Ah, which should I use... Ahmm... Agh! I'll use this one!
Zen: The one you chose kind of looks like Hokusai-kun, color-wise, doesn't it?
Satsuki: Yeah, it definitely looks like Hokusai.
Toma: Now that everyone's got their characters chosen, let's get this thing started!

Satsuki: Here we go!
Zen: It begins!
Allen: I'll do my best...!
Ryu: Let's go, let's go~!
Chisei: Happy to be here.
Iori: Let's go, then~
Ryoga: Different map than the one we were on.
Toma: This one looks waaay prettier than the other one!
Ryoga: "Prettier"...?
Chisei: Collecting items first thing's a good idea, yeah?
Satsuki: I'm doing that too!
Allen: Go after items...!
Iori: Looks like my little guy's got a spring in his step, don't he?
Zen: Leg workouts are important! Waka!
Ryu: Muscle muscle macho-cho!
Satsuki: The first turn is always real rough... crap!!!
Iori: You trapped me!
Toma: Ah--!
Zen: WAKA!
Iori: Satsuki took me out~ lol
Satsuki: I'm so sorry, Aniki!!!!
[Iori laughs]
Allen: That's right! You have to keep an eye on the outfield, too...
Iori: Sure do. Time to fight to make a comeback! Here goes!
Toma: Suiseki-san, you're really dominating from the outfield!
Satsuki: Because of the workouts with Zen-nii, I'm confident in my legs!
Toma: We are still talking about the game, right? (laughs)
Allen: Eh!? EH!? EH!??!! WHAT WAS THAT!?
Toma: Allen-san!?
Ryu: Go boom!
Zen: It was a bomb that Satsuki-kun put down!
Allen: Ah!?
Toma: Yasha-san's really good at this!
Chisei: It'd be no fun if I didn't give it my all, right?
Allen: Just what you'd expect from Yasha-san...!
Iori: Well played.
Satsuki: --!
Chisie: Ahaha, that's that then.
Satsuki: Huh? I won??
Toma: You did it!
Zen: Congratulations, Satsuki-kun!
Satsuki: I did it!
Ryoga: He took it easy.

Allen: Ah... everyone, what have you been really into lately?
Ryoga: Why are you asking.
Zen: I've been really into watching cooking videos to save for recipe references!
Iori: No surprises, Zen's skills are the real deal!
Satsuki: But sometimes he makes protein omelettes.
Toma: What in the world are those?
Allen: I'm a little curious...
Ryu: Ryu-kun's been into DIY lately~!
Zen: What kind of things have you been making?
Ryu: A steaming hot natto machine! If you put it in the microwave then get it real hot it gets super delicious~!
Chisei: If you put it in the microwave, then isn't that less DIY and just heating food up? (laugh)
Zen: If you heat it up, I wonder if the natto bacteria will survive...
Satsuki: WHO THE HELL KICKED THAT BOMB AT ME!?
Toma: Is that so?
Allen: Whaah--!?
Chisei: Ah, what a shame.
Iori: Hey, now that's bullying (laughs)
Ryoga: Preemptive...?
Satsuki: IT'S FLYING RIGHT AT ME AGAIN!?
Chisei: That's thanks for earlier~
Iori: You hold a grudge, huh? (laughs)
Toma: It's only the second match, but everyone's already getting used to the game in a hurry, huh?
Satsuki: Hokusai trained me for this moment!
Toma: Wouldn't have thought Hokusai-san would be good at a game like this!
Ryu: Hurry up, hurry up~!
Satsuki: Ah?
Iori: Hm?
Allen: Wha---!
Toma: Everyone survived, you're still alive!
Satsuki: No, don't come over here!
Allen: Eh!? Is that bad!? Y-y-y-y-Yasha-san!!! WHY!?!
Toma: That's hilarious. (laughs)
Chisei: That's just the way it is. (laughs)
Zen: Look out!
Satsuki: SHIIIIIIT!!!
Iori: Thanks for your help, Zen~
Ryu: A sparkly shooting star!!
Allen: Wait, when did I...???
Toma: Um... don't worry about it! (laughs)
Chisei: So shall we do this fair and square?
Iori: It's a reaaaal honor to go up against a legend~
Allen: Ah...!
Chisei: Ah.
Ryoga: Hm...?
Chisei: How frustrating.
Toma: For real~.
Iori: Luck is also a big part of what gets called skill. (laughs)
Zen: Excellent work!!

Allen: I'm going to survive to the end this time...!
Toma: As it stands right now, both of the members of Akan Yatsura have both won one time each!
Allen: Do you guys play video games as a regular thing?
Zen: Waka and I do from time to time.
Iori: I'm better at playing cards, to tell the truth.
Toma: Suiseki-san totally has millionaire vibes! (laughs)
Allen: I get that...!
Satsuki: Aniki's got a great poker face. ... ... ah, is this how I kick? ... hey! Get out of the way!
Allen: Even if I wanted to, I wasn't trying to--!
Toma: Chill out a bit. (laughs)
Satsuki: Where are you putting it!?
Allen: CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
Ryoga: You're the one who put it down there, though.
Iori: What's going on up there? (laughs)
Chisei: Ah~
Zen: Well-done, Waka!
Iori: Good job~!
Allen: What are you doing, Satsuki!
Satsuki: Where are you going!?
Allen: Just tell me where to go!!
Toma: This isn't a co-op game, guys. (laugh)
Satsuki: I'm not the one you gotta worry about, pay attention to Yasha on the outside!
Allen: Eh!? Is he aiming at us!?
Chisei: Wonder which of them I'm gonna hit. (laugh)
Allen: Ah-- another bomb!?
Satsuki: Get over here, Allen!
Ryu: Such good friends~
Chisei: Ah, it didn't work. Disappointing.
Iori: Now it's a three-man fight!
Satsuki: Help me, Aniki!! This guy won't stop following me!!
Iori: You say that, but~...
Allen: THEY'RE COMING FROM ABOVE THEY'RE COMING FROM ABOVE
Toma: Allen, I think your nerves are getting to you. (laughs)
Zen: There are certainly a lot of things that need your attention, aren't there?
Allen: Ah! AAAAAAHH!!!!!!
Iori: And there I go, too!
Ryoga: What just happened.
Satsuki: ANIKI I'M SO SORRY
Iori: No worries.
Zen: It's staying heated until the very end!

Toma: Satsuki-san's got two wins, if he gets one more, he wins overall, yeah? That's fast!
Satsuki: I'm gonna take the crown as the King of Explosions!
Allen: I'm not going to lose, either...!
Toma: Everyone's got such good lively energy~!
Ryu: Mister Sparkle's got good energy too~!
Toma: By "Mister Sparkle", do you mean me? (laughs)
Ryu: Hey hey kitty kitty catnap catnap meow meow zzzzzz
Toma: I don't even know where to begin playing straight man to that. (laughs)
Satsuki: If you try to make sense of Ryu, you're goin' on a total wild goose chase.
Allen: It's all thanks to the background song that I feel like I'm making good moves!
Chisei: Really? (laughs)
Iori: Ah, no!
Zen: WAKA...!!!
Chisei: That's payback for earlier!
Allen: CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP
Satsuki: Why are you sticking to me again!?
Toma: Pictured: chaos. (laughs)
Allen: WHICH ONE'S GOING TO GO OFF FIRST!?
Satsuki: Augh!!
Ryu: The black one looks like a ninja!!
Iori: No hard feelings, right, Satsuki?
Satsuki: Aniki!?
Allen: AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Toma: Yasha-san's too good at this!
Iori: That little black guy's too nimble, huh?
Satsuki: Ah, craaaaap!!!
Zen: SATSUKI-KUN!!!
Satsuki: Victory was so close I could almost taste it and I got sloppy...
Ryoga: You'll win next time.
Satsuki: No doubt about it!!

Chisei: Got my first win!
Iori: I did to to myseeeelf!!!
Toma: Huh!?
Ryu: Iorin became a shooting star~!
Satsuki: ANIKIII!
Zen: Even at the very start there are many obstacles you have to be aware of!! Waka! You still have a chance to make a comeback!
Iori: I can keep going~
Satsuki: Aniki, you're attacking me!!!
Iori: Oh, my bad, my bad. (laughs) Well, then, maybe should I... aim for the legend?
Chisei: You wanna come at me?
Allen: Yasha-san is there...!
Toma: Watch out--!
Allen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Iori: Just what I was aiming for!
Zen: Amazing...!
Allen: I... can't let it end here!!
Toma: Oh, he's got momentum!
Iori: Hey, what are you doing!?
Chisei: Whoops, I messed up. (laughs)
Toma: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Zen: Mmm!
Allen: They both got taken out at once...!
Ryu: And the winner iiiiiis Megami-chan!!
Satsuki: Who the hell is Megami!?! ... but wait, I won!?!
Zen: Aha!
Toma: You did it~!! And so the winner of the B-league is Satsuki-san!! Congratulations!
Allen: Congrats!
Zen: Congratulations, Satsuki-kun!!
Satsuki: Ah... ... ah!? Then this was truly GAIA-sama's true strength all along...!
Iori: I lost, but I had a good time~!
Zen: I feel the same way! And I can't wait to see a showdown beween Satsuki-kun and Ryu-kun in the finals!
Chisei: It was pretty fun.
Toma: It seriously was!
Ryoga: I'd have a better time actually moving my body.
Satsuki: I feel that.
Chisei: It's been a hot minute since I played any games with Haruomi, so I had fun.
Allen: Eh?! Shura-san plays video games, too, then!
Chisei: He hasn't in a really long time, though. (laughs)
Allen: The two legends playing video games... I wonder what kind of games they play...
Chisei: Well, let's see what kind of show our two finalists put on.


Toma: So now we move onto the final round betwen Ryu-san and Satsuki-san! Do you have any thoughts you'd like to share going into the finals?
Ryu: The burning-hot midsummer king of explosions crown will go to Ryu-kun!
Satsuki: I play games all the time with Reo and Hokusai, so I'm carryin' the banner for them too, and I'm gonna win!
Iori: You guys certainly do play games all the time. (laughs)
Zen: But I'm sure they'll be happy to hear about this!
Ryu: Then Ryu-kun is playing for Shikki and the Galactic Space Defense Force Kazunoko~!
Satsuki: The hell is that?
Toma: VISTY aren't the type to miss out on party games either!
Allen: The members of BAE don't really tend to play a lot of video games... maybe I'll invite them to play some in the future? How about you, Ryoga?
Ryoga: I don't. Mikoshiba plays them but he's the only one who does.
Ryu: Mikoshiba? Mikoshi... Mikochibaaaa...aaaaah! Ryu-kun knows who that is!!
Ryoga: You friends or something?
Ryu: Nope! Not yet!
Chisei: What's 'not yet' supposed to mean? (laughs)
Toma: Well, at any rate, please select your characters!
Ryu: Ryu-kun will beee Super Gloomy Shikki in the finals too~!
Satsuki: I'll go with this one again because he got me this far! Let's go, green guy! I'm gonna give it my all in the finals! Ryu, prepare yourself!!
Ryu: Whether it's a fight or an explosion, I will be the only one doing things right~
Toma: Did he just become someone else? (laughs)
Iori: Do your best~!
Allen: Good luck!
Toma: I feel like the both of them are feeling good about this! Whether you laugh or cry, this is the final battle! In the finals, the first person to win three matches will be the winner, so do your best until the very end!

Iori: Looks like they're on a new stage again, huh?
Satsuki: Let's go!
Toma: The stage looks a lot bigger when it's just for two people~.
Satsuki: When there's just one opponent, I can lock in.
Ryu: Please keep looking only at Ryu-kun ♡
Satsuki: Shut up!! Don't make it weird!!
Allen: It's hard to see the unbreakable blocks in between the breakable ones...
Iori: Wonder if they'll be aware of 'em; might be the difference between victory and defeat.
Satsuki: What's with this bomb color?
Chisei: A rare item, maybe?
Ryu: Hey, no fair, Ryu-kun wnats one too! I want it I want it I want it I want it~!
Iori: The two of 'em are only fighting on one half of the stage, but there's still a whole half left untouched!
Zen: That's true...!
Satsuki: He keeps getting in the way!!
Ryu: I'm not getting in the way ♡
Toma: Keep on destroying the blocks! Keep it up!
Satsuki: There ain't much time left... Hey!!!
Ryu: Bombombombombombomb~!
Zen: Satsuki-kun is starting to make more calculated movements!
Chisei: He's improving at the game, huh?
Satsuki: Oh no, Ryu keeps distracting me and we've only got a minute left!
[Ryu yelling]
Zen: Do your best!
Chisei: Don't give up!
Ryoga: What is he doing...?
Toma: That's so funny~ (laughs)
Ryu: Hey, hey, let's play musical chairs~!
Chisei: Musical chairs? (laughs)
Satsuki: No way!!
Ryu: Eh? Then how about a game of catch~? Catch the ball, mister monkey!
Satsuki: Hah!? Don't fucking start with me--!
Ryu: Eh? Right now Ryu-kun has the ball?
Allen: It's moving too fast to keep track...
Iori: Yeah, it's comin' down to the wire.
Chisei: Don't give up yet.
Ryu: Ptchoo!
Zen: Whoa!
Satsuki: Augh! That was a close one!
Ryu: Can't hit me~!
Ryoga: Don't have much room now.
Ryu: Take this and this and this and this and this and this~!
Satsuki: WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT--- SHIIIIIT!
[Toma and Allen exclaiming]
Ryu: It seems as though Ryu-kun's master plan has paid off.
Satsuki: You ABSOLUTELY did not have a plan!!

Chisei: It's been a good time since the word go. (laughs)
Satsuki: I'll get you next time!!
Allen: The real battle's hardly started!
Satsuki: Alright!
Ryu: Ptchoo ♡
Toma: Satsuki-san and Ryu-san seem to get along really well!
Satsuki: WHAT!?
Ryu: Riiiight~??
Toma: The difference in their reactions (laughs)
Iori: All the kids sometimes go to Raimentei together, yeah?
Chisei: Ah, now that you mention it, Haruomi did say there's someone who insisted on having his ramen without the noodles.
Zen: Without the noodles!? I can't believe that...
Satsuki: No, but for real, this guy's order is super freakin' weird. Like, what is it...
Ryu: No noodles and extra extra mashed garlic~!
Allen: Isn't that just garlic soup...!?
Satsuki: Shit! I can't get a read on his movements!
Ryu: Oh?
Satsuki: ... there's no way I'm gonna lose like this!!
Allen: Amazing...!
Ryu: What's that~?
Satsuki: YEAH!!
Allen: Ryu!!
Toma: That was way too hot of a match!
Zen: Satsuki-kun didn't give in!

Satsuki: You got a million years of training ahead of you before you're ready to take on GAIA-sama!!
Ryu: Ooh, Tire-sama is super strong~!
Satsuki: Not "tire"! It's "GAIA"!
Chisei: So, one win each? A good match so far!
Zen: No matter how many times they go, no two matches are ever the same, so it stays fun!
Satsuki: Let's make this one a quick win, too!
Ryu: Quick-quick-quick-quick-quiiick~ Hey, hey, what do the blue water bombs taste like?
Satsuki: Hah?
Allen: Taste...?
Satsuki: If you wanna know, feel free to self-destruct.
Ryu: I think Megami-chan should take a taste~!
Satsuki: Don't fuck with me!! No way I'm gonna do that!
Ryu: I'll just leave one right here for you~
Satsuki: WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAI--!!
Toma: There's so many bombs!
Allen: Is there even a way out!?
Satsuki: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
Toma: Satsuki-saaaan!
Ryoga: He self-sabotaged.
Ryu: So now you know the bomb is sardine cream flavor~!
Satsuki: I don't gotta eat it to know that sounds awful!!

Allen: Satsuki, is it okay to put a bomb there?
Satsuki: Ah, ah--! I mean, just as I expected!
Toma: Whoaa, nice one~!
Chisei: Glad it didn't end in the first few seconds, yeah?
Satsuki: No way I'm gonna get blown away that early in the game!!
Ryoga: Hm.
Chisei: That's good.
Allen: Ryu and Satsuki, do you guys ever play video games together?
Ryu: We do~!
Satsuki: No way!
Iori: So which is it? (laughs)
Satsuki: No, we don't though!? Don't lie!!
Ryu: I'm really gonna do it from now on~!
Zen: You're welcome to come over at any time.
Ryu: Ahh! Sacchan took Ryu-kun's item~!!
Satsuki: Shut up! Take this!
Ryu: Oh no, mister sardine cream flavor bomb!?
Toma: A pro-tier play~!
Allen: Huh!?
Zen: Just now...!
Satsuki: Whoo!!!
Ryoga: I don't get it...
Toma: It feels like he got caught by Satsuki-san's bomb by random chance~.
Allen: I see...
Satsuki: It wasn't coincidence, it was raw skill!!

Iori: Oh?
Toma: Hm... so they both have two wins now...
Chisei: So whoever wins next is going to be the Explosion King.
Allen: Ahahaha!
Zen: It's a close match, all the way down to the wire!
Iori: Alright, you two, have at it~!
Satsuki: I'm going to be number one!!
Ryu: Is this the end~? Hey~!
Satsuki: Wai-- waitwaitwaitwaitWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT
Toma: Oh!
Satsuki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
Zen: SATSUKI-KUN!!
Iori: Ooh!
Ryu: Eh, are we done~?
Allen: It seems so--!
Chisei: And that's Ryu's third win!
Iori: Looks like that's that, then.
Toma: And so! The Midsummer Explosion King is~... Ryu-san!!!!
Ryu: Yaaaay! Yayayayayaaaaay!
Allen: Congrats!
Zen: Congratulations!
Iori: Good job, Ryu!
Satsuki: Gck... I'm so upset!!
Ryoga: ... shame.
Toma: Please, if you could share any thoughts you have on becoming the Explosion King!
Ryu: Super Gloomy Shikki has become Super Smiley Shikki, so I think everyone should be Happy Happy! Yaaaay!
Iori: Who could've seen these results coming~?


Satsuki: Well, even so, it was an intense battle until the very end...
Toma: What'd you all think? Did you have fun?
Iori: Sure did. When I heard the Summer Team were gonna be playin' a video game together, I wasn't sure what to expect, but once I gave it a shot, turned out it was pretty fun!
Zen: I agree! We don't have many opportunities like this, so it was a lot of fun!
Ryoga: ... I'd have a better time actually moving my body. [repeating himself]
Chisei: Everyone's got a lot of energy. (laughs) We oughta all do something together again sometime.
Ryoga: Hmph.
Allen: Yeah! I totally think that Summer Team can make an amazing song with vibes like these!
Toma: Everyone, thank you very much! And with that, that's our Summer Team video!
Satsuki: I hear the Autumn Team are gonna be doin' something or another, too, so look forward to that!
Ryu: Byebyeee!
Satsuki: See you later!
Toma: Bye VISTY!
Zen: Until we meet again!
Allen: Later!
Chisei: Bye, then.
Iori: See you 'round~