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Twitter Archive - May 2024

May 1, 2024

Ryu @ryukunkawaii - 12:00 AM (00:00)
In April, Ryu-kun didn't swallow aaaanything whole!
Where should he start from in May~? Boneless short rib? Skirt steak?? Left shin? 🦵🦵🦵
Also, he recommends using a mosquito coil in the winter, since that's a very modern thing to do! 🌀🌀🌀

Zen @AKbulkupYR - 9:07 AM (09:07)
My biceps are rumbling. What better time than now to show off the results of my daily workout!

Satsuki @AKsatsukingYR - 9:09 AM (09:09)
I've made up my mind, I'm gonna go just as fuckin' hard as Zen-nii!!!

Reo @AKerokunYR - 1:02 PM (13:02)
Something got our macho squad all weirdly worked up for some reason 🤔

Hokusai @AKyoshiyoshiYR - 1:24 PM (13:24)
Out running errands with Reo. Wonder if they'll have what we're looking for at the greengrocers.

Hokusai @AKyoshiyoshiYR - 1:55 PM (13:55)
Found it.

Reo @AKreokunYR - 2:18 PM (14:18)
I got a freebie from the auntie at the greengrocer 🥰 After all, when you see someone as cute as me, it makes sense you'd want to give me stuff for free~ Thank you, auntie, I love you 🥺

Zen @AKbulkupYR - 2:29 PM (14:29)
@AKyoshiyoshiYR @AKreokunYR Good job, you two!!!!!

Iori @AKgokigenYR - 3:10 PM (15:10)
On the move. Guess I'll pop in for a smoke at a cafe~

Iori @AKgokigenYR - 3:11 PM (15:11)
Is what I thought, but I got called away. Ah, well, smokin' at home's just fine too~

May 2, 2024

Kanata @czmzknt - 3:15 PM (15:15)
been a while since I gamed with nayuta

Iori @AKgokigenYR - 4:05 PM (16:05)
Never would'a thought I'd have been able to eat such a delicious pudding in the comfort of my own home! Knew I was right that what makes pudding isn't the size, it's the density. Gotta thank my family for workin' so hard to make it for me!

Satsuki @AKsatsukingYR - 4:07 PM (16:07)
I'm glad that aniki enjoyed eating it! We made a few mistakes, but in the end, with a little grace from the Buddha, we were able to pull it off so I'm calling it a win 👊 As expected of Zen-nii! I'm gonna keep putting my whole ass into it so I can become like you faster, aniki, so keep up the good work!!!!!

Zen @AKbulkupYR - 4:08 PM (16:08)
With the boys' help, I was able to pull off a satisfactory result! I accidentally forgot the cherries until just before we finished, but Reo and Hokusai helped me out! We put all of our love and effort into making this, on behalf of our sixth men who always support us! Please have an amazing year, waka! Let's go!!

Reo @AKreokunYR - 4:09 PM (16:09)
When I was making the caramel, it said something about boiling it down until it was the color of a bodybuilder, which I didn't get at all, but it was fun 🤣 I hope you'll keep spoiling me in the future, aniki~!

Hokusai @AKyoshiyoshiYR - 4:13 PM (16:13)
I'm happy to be able to celebrate with everyone smiling.
Aniki, I'll continue to follow you from here on out as well.

May 3, 2024

Reo @AKreokunYR - 5:11 PM (17:11)
Golden Week is the best~ I wish every day were a holiday 🥺

May 4, 2024

Zen @AKbulkupYR - 9:09 AM (09:09)
Is everyone keeping up with staying physically active during the holidays? I've been thinking about putting together a list of ingredients and recipes that would support everyone's workouts, if you think you'd enjoy having something like that?

May 5, 2024

Hajun @smileywangja - 9:38 PM (21:38)
It's nice to go for a drive every once in a while. It's important to spend some time alone every now and then.

May 6, 2024

"Hanitaro" @pppieeeeeen - 4:25 AM (04:25)
When people say they like something, I always end up thinking, "but do they really?", but whenever they say they hate something, I'm like, "I knew it, of course they do". I wish I could do something about it.

May 7, 2024

Shogo @sho5gummylife - 1:30 PM (13:30)
It sure feels good to have a topped-up stock of gummy bears!!

May 8, 2024

Dongha @lastjeoldaeja - 11:55 PM (23:55)
Someday I will show you how it's done. Just watch me, I'll be sure to make it happen.

May 9, 2024

Rokuta @1Nm8_06 - 4:46 PM (16:46)
I'm hungry~ What are you guys having to eat for dinner at your houses today? I wanna know~~~~~~

May 10, 2024

Allen @irepmyself - 3:21 PM (15:21)
I didn't know they were holding a record market over Golden Week!? I had shifts at a part-time and didn't notice... if anyone went, please tell me about it! I'd love to hear what it was like!

Kantaro @imsweetiecutie - 5:13 PM (17:13)
I'm so proud of myself for working so hard at school after the break 💯💮 Thanks for the great week, everyone! But what do you mean there's no more holidays until July!?!?

May 11, 2024

Satsuki @AKsatsukingYR - 9:42 AM (09:42)
I got a new workout menu that Zen made for me, so I'm gonna be on that grind going into summer 👊

May 12, 2024

Yuto @mainichiheiwani - 5:57 PM (17:57)
This month has been very peaceful so far, with very few documents that have needed filing. I hope the rest of the month can be so tranquil and uneventful as well.

May 13, 2024

Kei @1Nm8_07 - 3:18 PM (15:18)
When I take outdoor walks, I can smell the aroma of nature on the wind. Even at night, you can tell the seasons are changing.

May 14, 2024

Toma @t0malikes2party - 6:37 PM (18:37)
Off to dinner with Hajun now ✌️✌️ Hajun said he made reservations at a nice restaurant, but I totes forgot to ask about the dress code 😂😂😂😂 So I dressed up super nice just so I don't have to worry about it!

May 15, 2024

Zen @AKbulkyupYR - 8:48 AM (08:48)
This month is full of celeberations, what with it having both Satsuki-kun's and Waka's birthdays! I'm whipping up a protein-packed feast!!

Satsuki @AKsatsukingYR - 11:31 AM (11:31)
After my workout, Zen-nii gave me new summer clothes and shoes!! Shit!!! I forgot it was my birthday until we started celebrating, but I'm startin' to feel it now!!! I'm the man of the hour today 👊

Zen @AKbulkyupYR - 11:50 AM (11:50)
Happy birthday! Satsuki-kun!! I'm glad you liked it! I was really happy with the present you all gave me on my birthday, so this time around, I asked Hokusai-kun and Reo-kun for help on deciding on what design to go with! Good shoes are important for a young body!

Iori @AKgokigenYR - 11:59 AM (11:59)
Happy birthday to 'ya! Your new shoes're gonna be lucky! They say good fortune comes to the homes of those who smile, so we're in luck, since you're laughin' so hard all that luck's gonna cause a traffic jam tryin' to get here!

Hokusai @AKyoshiyoshiYR - 2:15 PM (14:15)
Happy birthday. I wonder if the reason that your birthday always feels like such a lively one is because you're always so enthusiastic about everything, Satsuki. Let's celebrate together as a family again next year.

Reo @AKreokunYR - 1:55 PM (13:55)
I'm happy to be eating cake in the middle of the day, but the cake is shaped like this → 💪 What the heck 😂😂
Zen-nii's cakes get better and better every time he makes them, it's great 😂😂😂😂
Well, it's Satsuki-chan's birthday, so I can only hope it tastes good 🎂

Reo @AKreokunYR - 1:58 PM (13:58)
@AKsatsukingYR I just sent you a picture of you and the muscle cake, Sacchan~

Satsuki @AKsatsukingYR - 4:33 PM (16:33)
Lunch was super rad and delicious! And thanks for the birthday presnts, too 👊 Thanks, sixth men! I'm off to my part-time job!

Kenta @endbringer_666_ - 10:21 PM (22:21)
You can't lose against a fucking scrub with an unresponsive mouse, www You're too slow www Aren't there any companies that can deliver a mouse to you ASAP at this hour?

May 16, 2024

Aoi @IOAOI_VISTY - 8:30 AM (08:30)
Good VISTY morning 🦋 I went to a botanical garden on a day off recently. There was a special butterfly event, and it was wonderful. There was a certain kind of butterfly, called migratory butterflies, that can travel over 3,000 kilometers. They're not only beautiful, they're also very strong to be able to survive that. #GoodVISTYMorning

May 17, 2024

Itsuki @1Nm8_05 - 5:47 PM (17:47)
While organizing the medicine cabinet, I took note of the fact that our rate of usage of adhesive bandages and disinfectant has slowed somewhat. This is a positive trend.

Ryoga @orega_ryouga - 10:19 PM (22:19)
Out of cigs. Should I ask Shion?

May 18, 2024

Chungsung @battler4dongha - 7:40 AM (07:40)
As today Bocchama is on break from school, I have prepared an English breakfast with milk tea, in hopes that he will have a more relaxed holiday than usual. I would like nothing more than to fulfil my duty as a butler such that Bocchama does not become too tired from his day to day routine.

May 19, 2024

Yohei @godsummer0828 - 5:28 PM (17:28)
Maybe I oughta take Ryu and Shiki out to dinner once in a while. Might be nice to pay a visit to the old man at the soba shop.

May 20, 2024

Anne @fxxkdaborder - 3:51 PM (15:51)
There are so many UV-blocking foundations out there that I'm totally confused! Last time I asked Hajun about it, I liked what he recommended to me, so I think I'll ask him what he recommends this year!

May 21, 2024

Nayuta @czmznyt - 1:38 PM (13:38)
wanna go clothes shopping

May 22, 2024

Iori @AKgokigenYR - 2:41 PM (14:41)
I was buying some good-lookin' bonito and I got some firefly squid as an added bonus! They go great when dipped in vinegared miso. Think I'll dish some up for myself after work~

Ryu @ryukunkawaii - 3:13 PM (15:13))
[This is a quote retweet of Iori's tweet above.]
Firefly squiddies, you're about to get eaten by Iorin 🦑🦑🦑 Say hello to the anchovies in the next life! Myun!!

May 23, 2024

Kantaro @imsweetiecutie - 4:03 PM (16:03)
Even though it's only May, I feel like I'm gonna melt without a handheld fan 🫠🫠🫠 How am I gonna survive the summer 🥺🥺 If anyone's got any recs for stuff that cools you down, let me know 🥺🥺🥺

May 24, 2024

Hajun @smileywangja - 5:22 PM (17:22)
A book I've been wanting to read wasn't available in eBook format, so I suppose I'll stop by the bookstore before I go home. It's been a while since I've been to a bookstore; I tend to buy just about everything electronically when I can.

May 25, 2024

Hokusai @AKyoshiyoshiYR - 1:14 PM (13:14)
I got the fan out of the closet and while I was putting it together, Luna came over to me. Maybe she was trying to help?

Shiki @nanashisaboten - 5:49 PM (17:49)
Master took us out to dinner last week, so I cooked dinner this evening in return.

May 26, 2024

Zen @AKbulkupYR - 9:15 AM (09:15)
Zen here ❗️ Today's a rest day off from working out, so I'm thinking I'd like to do some maintenance on the workout equipment. Gotta take measures to keep moisture out of your protein powder before the rainy season starts! #Workout #SurpassYourLimits #AkanYatsura

Shogo @sho5gummylife - 10:11 PM (22:11)
Today's sweet snacktime treat is chocolate mint ice cream! As the weather gets hotter, all kinds of choco-mint sweets come out, and I always look forward to them! If you guys see any interesting new releases, please let me know!

May 27, 2024

Rokuta @1Nm8_06 - 10:03 AM (10:03)
I had a dream where all the clouds were made of karaage, and I was so happy, but I was also super frustrated 'cuz I couldn't reach them! But now I'm hungry, so I'm gonna ask Itsuki-nii to make karaage for dinner today!

May 28, 2024

Kenta @endbringer_666_ - 1:21 AM (01:21)

Saimon @kotonoha0918 - 8:01 PM (20:01)
When I'm considering seasonal menu items, I consult with Yohei to make a decision; it looks like this summer's offerings are going to be very refreshing. I'll make an announcement here when the new menu items are ready for release, so please look forward to it.

Yuto @mainichiheiwani - 8:48 PM (20:48)
@orega_ryouga Tosa-kun, happy birthday. I'm sorry we can't celebrate the day properly, but I hope you'll have a good year nonetheless.

Shion @smokinwhitedog - 8:57 PM (20:57)
Everyone but you remembers it's your birthday, huh. lol
Thanks for hanging out and smoking shisha with me every now and then.

Ryoga @orega_ryouga - 8:59 PM (20:59)
I forget unless someone says something

May 29, 2024

Shion @smokinwhitedog - 2:46 PM (14:46)
Anyone interested in a little fun today? I'll be waiting.

May 30, 2024

Aoi @IOAOI_VISTY - 4:41 PM (16:41)
While on the way home with Kantaro, we took a couple turns at some gachapon machines. There were some little miniatures of sports cars and the like; it was fun. Kantaro was happy to get the bear he wanted, too.

Yuto @mainichiheiwani - 8:30 PM (20:30)
Thank you for your continued support of GokuLuck.

[A professional announcement image, not dissimilar to those posted by talent agencies making announcements about scandals or retirements. Transcribed below.]

Official Announcement

All of us in GokuLuck would like to express our sincerest gratitude for your continued support.
Today, we have an official announcement to share with you.

We have received a warning from the director regarding some comments that the members of GokuLuck have made on social media. The inmates were deemed to have been going out without permission, making unauthorized purchases, and remaining active after their designated curfew, and we received an order to ban the members of GokuLuck from social media.
However, we have concerns that prohibiting social media activity will have adverse effects on our continued music performance.
As such, in acknowledging that all of the members of GokuLuck are whole-heartedly committed to music, we have been granted permission to continue use of social media on the stipulation that the quality of the members' posts is improved and that they are kept strictly appropriate.

We apologize sincerely for any concern this sudden announcement may have caused for those of you who give us your regular support, but we sincerely hope that you will continue to support GokuLuck.
If you happen to see any inappropriate posts, it would be greatly appreciated if you contacted me.

Inukai Yuto

May 31, 2024

Yuto @mainichiheiwani - 6:01 AM (06:01)
Good morning. I hope today can be uneventful and peaceful.

Ryoga @orega_ryouga - 7:03 AM (07:03)
Woke up.

Shion @smokinwhitedog - 7:10 AM (07:10)
Morning. Apparently we're only allowed to say normal things, lol

Kenta @endbringer_666_ - 7:38 AM (07:38)
Even if you go up in flames*, you just have to ignore it and it burns itself out eventually. This is way more of a hassle. How annoying.
*"Going up in flames" also means becoming the center of an internet pitchfork mob, or "being the main character of the day", which is what he's talking about here.

Yuto @mainichiheiwani - 11:58 AM (11:58)
With morning duties taken care of, now is time for lunch.

Ryoga @orega_ryouga - 12:04 PM (12:04)

Kenta @endbringer_666_ - 12:21 PM (12:21)
Official line: "I hope everyone gets along and has a nice meal together."

Yuto @mainichiheiwani - 12:26 PM (12:26)
Please be careful about what you post.

Shion @smokinwhitedog - 12:35 PM (12:35)
Shibaken's distaste for green peppers hasn't improved at all, I see.*
*Disliking green peppers is the same trope as a US child disliking brussels sprouts or broccoli-- it indicates immaturity or childishness.

Ryoga @orega_ryouga - 6:01 PM (18:01)

Ryoga @orega_ryouga - 7:05 PM (19:05)
Food. Not enough. You're reading what we say here, right? Make it better.

Shion @smokinwhitedog - 8:11 PM (20:11)
I don't mind a quiet night, per se, but there's something missing, isn't there?

Kenta @endbringer_666_ - 8:45 PM (20:45)
too much downtime

Ryoga @orega_ryouga - 8:58 PM (20:58)

Yuto @mainichiheiwani - 9:00 PM (21:00)
Thanks to everyone's cooperation, today has come to an end without any incident. With the start of the next month, we'll be dedicated to focusing on both our duties and our music, and we appreciate your continued support of GokuLuck.