A short conversation, mostly between canon character accounts, posted on Paradox Tribe in the leadup to Battle of Unity Round 1 (SURVIVE), featuring GokuLuck and Allen, held on December 3, 2024.
Shion - 18:00
Been a while. How're you all doing?
Kenta - 18:00
Shitty Scrub Patrol: Special Edition
Ryoga - 18:01
what'm I supposed to be doing here
Allen - 18:01
What's up! I heard that GokuLuck were all going to be getting online today, so I thought I'd come too!
Ryoga - 18:02
why the fuck are you here
Kenta - 18:03
Who invited Little Mister Sunshine-Out-His-Ass?
Yuto - 18:03
I thought it would be a little exciting if someone else from the same unit as us was here...
Shion - 18:04
That's really something you would do, Inukai.
Allen - 18:06
Maybe I shouldn't have come...?
Yuto - 18:07
No, no, no, no! I'm so very grateful that you're here! Thank you very much for your time!
Kenta - 18:07
Inuwukai, www
Allen - 18:08
Alright! I look forward to working with you!
I saw the jacket visual and it had a real wild edge to it! What was the photoshoot like?
Kenta - 18:09
the floor is yours, Inukai, w
Yuto - 18:09
I'm a bit embarassed to admit it, but all I really remember is that there were some really delicious-looking apples on set, but I don't remember much else very clearly...
Allen - 18:10
Whoa! Really??
Shion - 18:11
Inukai is always like that.
Kenta - 18:11
He was waging war on the assholes on the film crew the entire time, wwwww
Ryoga - 18:13
I've got nothing to say
It was just a photoshoot
Shion - 18:13
It's over pretty quickly for everyone who doesn't get super violent about it
Yuto - 18:14
I don't know what to say for myself... I don't want to just repeat myself over and over again...
Kenta - 18:15
I'm soooo sowwyyy www
Kenta - 18:15
go on, say it, say you'we sowwy wwwwww
Yuto - 18:16
Mikoshiba-kun, please cut me a little slack...
Allen - 18:17
It sounds like it was a really difficult shoot...
Allen - 18:17
To all the heads! Is there anything you'd like to ask the members of GokuLuck?
Fan - 18:19
Ryoga-kun, was the meat delicious? ✨
Ryoga - 18:20
yeah
Fan - 18:19
Mikochi, I wish I could have fed you the pizza 😆💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Kenta - 18:20
Like I'd want it after your filthy virus-covered hands have been all over it, fuck off and die
Fan - 18:19
To Shion-kun
I can't sleep, laying awake wondering and not knowing why the grapes were soaking wet. Please tell me.
Shion - 18:20
Do you really wanna know? lol
Fan - 18:20
Thank you for your hard work organizing the photoshoot, Inukai-san!!
You had a comment on Twitter about the apples, so I'd love if you had something to say here about the CD jacket as well 👐👐👐
Inukai - 18:21
I'm very embarrassed that I apparently acted way worse than I had thought...
Fan - 18:21
Mikochiba is way too much of a widdle bwaby lmao
Kenta - 18:22
the fuck? you wanna get flame-broiled in the oven, you trash?
Fan - 18:22
I want to be the pizza that Mikoshiba ate 🫶🫶🫶
Kenta - 18:22
go fuck yourself
Fan - 18:22
Good evening, Inukai-san!
The jacket was very cool ✨
You have my support from here on out!
Inukai - 18:22
Thank you for your support.
Fan - 18:23
Ryoga-kun, what was the meat seasoned with?
Ryoga - 18:23
salt
Fan - 18:20
The grapes that Shion was eating have started to look like a girl to me, lol
Shion - 18:24
Would you like that to be you? lol
Ryoga - 18:24
this is dumb. how long are we going to have to keep doing this?
Kenta - 18:25
We don't want to spend all our limited free time on these pieces of shit
Allen - 18:25
Well, you don't have to say it like that...! Lastly, can I ask about the new song you guys are making?
How's the songwriting process coming along?
Kenta - 18:26
The song? It's basically almost finished now
Allen - 18:26
Whoa!!! You're really going at high speed!
Shion - 18:27
There's just a few more tweaks to make, and then it'll be just about perfect.
Allen - 18:27
I'm really looking forward to hear it!
Ryoga - 18:28
"Looking forward to it"? Don't take it so lightly. We made it with the intent of eating cozmez, and all the other teams, whole.
Shion - 18:29
Correct. It doesn't matter that we're on the same unit, we're planning to swallow BAE up too with this one, lol
Kenta - 18:29
yep. Wear a diaper to prepare yourself for the new song so you don't shit your pants when you hear it, lol
Yuto - 18:30
Everyone!! BAE are members of the same unit as us, so please show a little friendly respect when you address them!
Allen - 18:31
It's okay, Inukai-san. I can really feel the roots of hiphop in this attitude, so it's just making me look forward to the new song even more!
Kenta - 18:31
So there's something wrong with this dude, too, www
Shion - 18:32
Any rate, are we done here yet? I hear that cozmez are going to have to do this too tomorrow.
Ryoga - 18:33
I'm sure this is fine. Later.
Allen - 18:33
But, wait, I still want to talk more about the song!
Kenta - 18:34
That's enough leaked content for now, asshole, ww. If you really want to talk so much, go talk to the mirror for the rest of your life w
Yuto - 18:35
I'm so sorry...! It seems that everyone has already left... I'm so sorry that my groupmates were so rude...!
Allen - 18:35
Not at all! Hearing all their passionate thoughts really inspired me!
Yuto - 18:36
Even with the rude things my teammates have said, I would be very happy if you could support us in the upcoming battle as members of the same unit.
Allen - 18:37
Of course! I'm really looking forward to when the song drops!