A short conversation, mostly between canon character accounts, posted on Paradox Tribe in the leadup to Battle of Unity Round 4 (CHANCE), between Kanata and the members of Akan Yatsura, on August 22, 2025. I've excised and summarized all of the fan comment replies and left in only the canon character interactions here!
Satsuki - 15:04
Yo, 6th men! How you doin'!!
Reo - 15:05
I'm sure everyone's already seen our photos, right? So be sure to praise me a loooot today~!
Zen - 15:06
Let's go! Zen here! Thank you all very much!!
Iori - 15:06
Sorry to keep y'all waiting~! Let's have a good time together today!
Hokusai - 15:06
It's been a while.
Zen - 15:08
Ah, but Kanata-kun isn't here yet...? It's already past the time we were scheduled to all be here...
Satsuki - 15:08
Don't be naiive, Zen-nii. No way in hell he'd actually come on time.
Reo - 15:08
Right? In fact, I kinda doubt he's gonna show up at all. 😏
Iori - 15:09
Well, let's all have a bit of a chat first! Even if we're all sitting in the same room, lol
Hokusai - 15:11
I'm just happy to be with everyone
Reo - 15:11
But by the way, don't you all think my new photo is amazing? I look sooo mature and cool, and with Luna on my shoulder it's like a glimpse into a super-cutie paradise 🥺🫶
Satsuki - 15:12
What're you running your mouth about, you little shit? It ain't just YOUR photoshoot!
Zen - 15:12
But it really did turn out to be a great photoshoot! I was so happy that our entire family looked so beautiful!
Iori - 15:13
For sure, it felt real nice having some pictures turn out where I'm lookin' like a real ikemen. But I suppose I'm also just a natural ikemen all the time!
Hokusai - 15:15
I'm just glad everyone enjoyed the pudding I brought as a gift.
Iori - 15:16
Hey, Hokusai, no need to bring that up, you're ruining my cool image! lol
Hokusai - 15:17
I thought that you were so cool that it wouldn't matter, Aniki
Reo - 15:17
Hey, everyone~! Aniki's looking a little embarassed over here!
Satsuki - 15:18
Hey, bastard, don't just go running your mouth about that kinda thing!
Kanata - 15:20
What the hell are all of you arguing about
Reo - 15:21
Ah! Kanata's here!
Iori - 15:22
So you finally showed up, lol
Zen - 15:22
Kanata-kun, I was thinking that it's about time for us to start talking with the sixth men; would that be okay?
Kanata - 15:23
why would I care? do whatever you want
Satsuki - 15:24
Alright then, I'll take you on that, I'll do what I want!
Hokusai - 15:24
Let's talk a lot.
[Fan comment replies; a lot of responses to encouragement and reassurances that AKYR will win, what Iori smokes (cigarettes and kiseru, depending on the venue), where Zen has been working out lately, Kanata clearly not wanting to be here]
Iori - 15:39
But all of that said, I'm real excited. The fact that we'll be going up against BAE as the finale of this team match...
Zen - 15:39
I agree. This is a very rare chance.
Iori - 15:40
Ooh! Nice one, Zen! That's exactly the battle theme, after all!
Satsuki - 15:40
Oh damn, you're right! Aaaaaaaaaahhhh man, I'm getting so fuckin' hyped up!
Hokusai - 15:41
I hope it comes soon.
Reo - 15:42
This is definitely gonna be the best battle ever 🥺
Satsuki - 15:42
No doubt about it 👊
Kanata - 15:43
so what about the song. the part that actually matters
Reo - 15:44
I think that no matter what happens, everyone is going to be really surprised when they hear it for the first time 😈
Satsuki - 15:44
We ain't finished with it yet, but I got no doubt that this is gonna be our best song ever 👊
Iori - 15:46
We ain't the type to take things away, y'know? We're making it with the intention of cramming in as much as we possibly can.
Kanata - 15:47
Huh. Well, you'd better win.
Hokusai - 15:48
If we were planning to lose, we wouldn't have made anything in the first place.
Zen - 15:49
Exactly right! We're planing to go on a real rampage, carrying the feelings of all of the Revengers on our backs!
Kanata - 15:50
i see you're all still as crazy as ever
Iori - 15:50
Naturally, lol
Zen - 15:51
That's our strength, after all! Now, it's about time for us all to say goodbye and start heading out!
Satsuki - 15:52
Right! Alright, sixth men! Next time, it ain't about providing cover fire; the noise you make is gonna be the main weapon we're bringing! Let's go on a real rampage! We're counting on you!
Reo - 15:54
Even Sacchan can say something good every once in a while, huh? But it's so true! Let's make this a legendary performance! And of course, give my verse tons of support as well, 'kay~? 💗
Hokusai - 15:55
We'll show no mercy. Let's do it without even considering the idea of there being limits. See you all.
Zen - 15:56
Let's all take the victory as a family and make history toether as the Revengers! Let's show them what we're made of! Thanks for today, everyone!
Iori - 15:57
Sure enough. We're gonna beat them back even harder for beating us once before. We're real scary, you know~ We're gonna pay 'em back with interest rates that'd make a loan shark blush! See you around!
Hokusai - 15:58
And thanks for coming today, Kanata. Let's talk again.
Kanata - 15:59
whatever
Kanata - 16:00
it's too hot for this. i'm gonna go eat ice cream with nayuta