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Mention Party - July 27, 2023 - Ryu

Ryu - 21:00
Lights out 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

Ryu - 21:01
Why は lights out?
*The actual message was 消灯is何 so this is kind of how i'm translating it over

Ryu - 21:05
The app is bullying Ryu-kun!! I'm gonna peel it off 💀

Fan - 21:06
The moment that Ryu-kun arrives, the app suddenly starts timing out repeatedly, so maybe it's just reacting to Ryu-kun's true power...?
Ryu - 21:07
So it's like that, the one really adorned in the poncho of guilt is...

Fan - 21:07
Paraora* has been revived through Ryu-kun Power! Super Ultra Ryu-kun Energy is the best!! 👻💪🤖⚡😍💀👽
Ryu - 21:08
Oraa! An injection of power like cracking open a raw egg, oraa!
*sic; "ora" is a general exclamation like "hey!"

 Fan - 21:08
It's been a long time, Ryu-kun!!!
Hasn't it been hot lately??! How's everyone coping with the summer heat?? Are you doing alright???!!!?
Ryu - 21:07
I want to be able to hibernate soon. I have a rivalry with the fried shrimp.

Fan - 21:08
I'm outside right now, so if the lights go out... no good!!
Please come to pick me up, Ryu-kun.
Ryu - 21:09
This is unit Bravo, coming to pick up the civilian. Let's meet at the raw meat corner. Same password as usual. Over and out

Fan - 21:09
Ryu-kun‼️ What kinds of fried shrimp do you like 🍤🍤❓❓ Personally, I like the wet kind 😉😉💗💗💗💗💗💗
Ryu - 21:10
The impressionist kind, I think

Fan - 21:10
Please stay hydrated, Ryu
Ryu - 21:10
Ah, I forgot! Thank you, you saved my life 🙆‍♂️

Fan - 21:10
Ryu-kun, what did you have for dinner~?
Ryu - 21:10
A mortar bowl

Fan - 21:10
Hey there, Ryu-kun~!
I'm sleepy, so I'm going to bed before you~! Goodnight, Ryu-kun!
Ryu - 21:12
You fool! What will happen to this village if you go to bed first!? Didn't you promise that you'd help me defeat the raccoons!? You can't sleep... until peace has been restored to the village!

Fan - 21:12
Ryu-kun is replying really fast today, isn't he!?
Ryu - 21:12
It's because I miss everyone so much after spending the whole day playing with clayyyayayay

Fan - 21:12
Do you like summertime? 🏄
Ryu - 21:13
Summer is usually when you go surfing

Fan - 21:13
Where are you, Ryu-kunnnnnnnnn?????? 🐸🐮🐦🙉🐣🐒🐼🐧🐨🐽🐔🐣🦆🐗🐹🐰🐯
Ryu - 21:13

Fan - 21:13
Tonight for a late night snack I'm eating Country M*'*m cookies.*
Ryu - 21:14
Then I'm gonna eat some too. Truly our lives have been connected. Isn't that neat?
*This is a brand -- Country misspelled slightly to avoid any infringement, which I've adapted by censoring it.

 Fan - 21:13
Ryu-kun~ It's summer~ How are you coping with the heat?
Ryu - 21:14
Just barely holding on

Fan - 21:14
Ryu-kun, it's been a while!!!!! What have you been up to!!!!!
Ryu 21:15
It's been a whiiile and-- what? The atmosphere is a bit different? I like the way that feels~ So do you think it's safe to start working on the foundation yet? It's e-e-e-edodangerous. Edongerous!

Fan - 21:15
Ryu-kun, are you familiar with the Handy Fan...?
It's one of the greatest inventions the world has ever seen... 🤖‼️
Ryu - 21:16
Idol group heads that fit in the palm of your hand are on sale for the general public?

Fan - 21:16
Did you get to play with any cats today, Ryu-kun???
Ryu - 21:17
A whole bunch!

Fan - 21:17
What exactly is "Ryu-kun Beast Mode"?
Ryu - 21:18
That's a secret. If the word got out, there would be no more fireworks sparklers in the world.

Fan - 21:18
Ryu-kun... I've already had to go to the hospital once this year for heat stroke...
Uwaaaaa! 😭 Help me, Ryu-kun!!
Ryu - 21:19
You've got me all worried. Here, I'll give you a really big hermit crab, so be sure to take care of it and yourself 🐋

Fan - 21:19
Ryu-kun, have you ever seen fireworks being launched?
Ryu - 21:19
Some got launched just a little bit ago 🤯

Fan - 21:19
Heyo, Ryu-kun~ 🐈 Please tell me what message I should pass on to my cat!
Ryu -21:20

Fan - 21:20
Where can I buy accessories like Ryu-kun's?
Ryu - 21:20
Popular auctions at conveniences stores 🏪

Fan - 21:20
Ryu-kun, how do you make your hair so naturally shiny? How can I make mine that way?
Ryu - 21:21
Fighting spirit 👨‍🦳

Fan - 21:21
Maybe Master turned the lights out??
How about a pillow fight in the dark?????
You can gather up all the members of TCW to have them participate!
Ryu - 21:22
Let's hold a potluck in the dark! Gather up everyone you don't know and a bunch of people who aren't supposed to be here, too! You should even invite that person standing in the corner of your room!

Fan - 21:22
Ryu-kun!!!!! What should I have for a late night snack?
Ryu - 21:22
The cotton candy passed down by your ancestors

Fan - 21:22
I can fold a frying pan up into a paper star. Would you like to come see it?
Ryu - 21:33
Thank you for your inquiry. When would be a good time for you?

Fan - 21:23
Ah, I can't help but keep looking around the corners in my house
Ryu - 21:23
Do you have windows?

Fan - 21:23
Ryu-kun, why are you such a genius????
Ryu - 21:24
Naturally, I learned many things from Matazou of the coelacanths by throwing tulips out in the rice fields🫀

Fan - 21:24
I've been wondering, what is your favorite food, Ryu-kun?
Ryu - 21:25
Well, Shiki's shins... obviously 😅

Fan - 21:25
Ryu-kun‼️ I still have to study a lot, so please cheer me on 🎉
Ryu - 21:25
You can do your best because you have something behind you to support you 🥰 And that's why you should go to sleep 😘

Fan - 21:26
The other day I met your friend the bulldozer, Ryu-kun‼️ ‼️
Ryu - 21:26
Ah! How has he been?

Fan - 21:26
Give me a nickname‼️ ‼️
It doesn't matter what it is‼️  As long as Ryu-kun gives me a nickname I'll start using it immediately‼️
Ryu - 21:27
I christen you: Peccioli

Fan - 21:27
Do you have any plans to participate in the bon odori*, Ryu-kun?
If you do, I want to go so I can give you all my support 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Ryu - 21:28
I will be the headliner of the Chaotic Hardcore Bon Odori Festival. Tickets can be purchased from the official website or at the event itself. Or are you waiting for someone to gift you tickets?
*Bon odori is a traditional dance done during the festival of Obon/Bon, which generally happens in the summer

 Fan - 21:28
Ryu-kun, I would like you to give me a nickname! Please!
Ryu - 21:28
Doctor Hair-Root

Fan - 21:28
Hey, I found the giant oarfish that Ryu-kun misplaced!
Ryu - 21:29
Did you make sure to secure it by wrapping it tightly around your waist, like Ryu-kun said to?

Fan - 21:29
Even though there's nobody in my house, it's still really noisy. Ryu-kun, is this your fault?
Ryu - 21:30
Itty bitty Ryu-kun is building his nest 🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭

Fan - 21:30
I'd like a nickname from Ryu-kun, too!
Ryu - 21:39
Flying Rice Cracker Ojisan

Fan - 21:30
Ryu-kun, I'm going to eat now, what do you suggest?
Ryu - 21:31
How about hot chili pepper miso and red bean pizza? Ah, but for the time being, you'd probably better get some tissues. If you care about your health, that is

Fan - 21:31
I wish there was a Ryu-kun in my family
Ryu - 21:33
Special limited-time offer! Ryu-kun, a set comprised of 78 pieces! Includes window sashes and five delicately-carved Shikki paw attachments for your convenience! Bring one home in the next 3,451,267,815 minutes by fighting one of our operators in hand to hand combat! Seize this hot summer deal!!!!

Fan - 21:33
Ryu-kun, how are the wrinkles between Master's eyebrows doing lately????
Ryu - 21:33
Exceptional 💞

Fan - 21:34
Ryu-kun, if you don't share your phone number I won't be able to call you 🥲🥲
Ryu - 21:35
Don't be silly! I'll give you my phone number in exchange for a cheek swab

Fan - 21:34
Ryu-kun~!! I might cry if I get a reply from Ryu-kun...
Ryu - 21:35
Don't cry 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Do the Cossack dance 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Ryu-kun, I'm tired of catching summer colds, please give me strength (´;ω;`)
Ryu - 21:36
I see that our esteemed guest is in high spiritiiits~ 👨‍🦳 Well, how much will it be, then? Enough to flow out of all of your pores? 🫀 How about a military march, then? 🦭

Fan - 21:36
I want Ryu-kun's hairstyle, but how would you go about asking the hairdresser for such a thing 🤔💭
Ryu - 21:36
Just ask for a super very good hairstyle and then you'll look great!

Fan - 21:37
Ryu-kun, I want to watch the fireworks together with you this summer!!!!!!!
Ryu - 21:38
Not only for this one summer, but then for three days and nights, and then ten more days after that, the festival raged on... perhaps those fireworks displays were the only relief those people of old knew...

Fan - 21:38
Ryu-kun looks delicious, can I please eat him 🥺? ✨🤤🍴
Ryu - 21:38
Be sure to leave the ears uneaten 🦭

Ryu-kun,,,,, why is your skin so pale,,,,,?
Ryu - 21:39
Probably it's because I'm a winter 😌💦

Fan - 21:39
Ryu-kun seems to like the seal emoji 🦭
Ryu - 21:40
I have no clue how you got that idea 🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭

Cadet Ryu, this is headquarters. There's been an enemy invasion here at HQ. We desperately need your help. Please return immediately upon your defeat of the Enormous Canary Mammoth. Please respond.
Ryu - 21:41
This is Ryu speaking. My apologies, but just now, the boss's goggles have broken and he's spewing out energy beams all over the place. As soon as I am able to repair them with packing tape, I'll be right over. Please bear with me until then. Over and out

Fan - 21:41
Ryu-kun, I weally weally wuv you 🍎🍎🍎
Ryu - 21:41
Why are you singing to Ryu-kun about apples?

Fan - 21:41
Aaaaaa Ryu-kun help I'm being buried in broccoli 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦
Ryu - 21:42
There's nothing I can do to help you. Don't give up

Fan - 21:42
Getting interrupted mid-reply is super annoying!!!!!
Ryu - 21:43
That's right, stop doing that! My son just went to sleep, but now he's breakdancing! And there's nothing better than pickled radish!

Fan - 21:43
I really want to find a large amount of Chibi Ryu-kuns, but where should I go?
Can I meet them???
Ryu - 21:43
They tend to hide under tatami mats 🦭

Fan - 21:43
Between an anomalocaris and a quetzalcoatl, which would you rather eat? 🍴
Ryu - 21:44
Hm... an opabinia!

Fan - 21:44
Could it be... Ryu-kun, are you cheating...!!? Are you having an affair with a burdock plant!?!
Ryu - 21:45
Of course not, I just got nervous when I was told to prepare it in the kinpira style, since as I've said a dozen times, I've been more of a taco man ever since I was born. So let's go eat. An American hot dog. 🦭

Fan - 21:45
I'm so tiiiiiiiired.....
Ryu-kun, won't you go to bed with me? (π口π)
Ryu - 21:45
You go to sleep first! That way you can carry me while I sleep later!

Fan - 21:45
Ryu-kun, I want a reply, too! If I get a reply, I'll cry until I'm nothing but a big puddle
Ryu - 21:46
Just as I predicted 🥸 According to the data, the probability of a puddle from tears is 93.6% 🥸 Can you please demonstrate the true power of the puddle? 🦭

Fan - 21:46
I'll go to receive Ryu-kun's power in space!
Ryu - 21:47
My apologies for slacking off! 🙇‍♀️ I'll send it now!!! I promise!!!!!

Ryu-kun! What do you think of the fact that Santa didn't visit yesterday?
Ryu - 21:47
I think someone mistook what day it was

Fan - 21:47
I really want a reply from Ryu-kun.
Why haven't I gotten one yet?
Ryu - 21:48
I understand, it's so disgusting, I know, I know, it's so obvious, it's a crying shame, so true, you're right, it's a failure, it's so wrong, you're right, I understand

Fan - 21:48
I want Ryu-kun to secretly cut off the little stray hairs that fly away from Saimon-sensei's bangs! 😹
Ryu - 21:49
Oh!? What's the occasion?! Do you want to hang them up over a door frame?

Fan - 21:49
Ryu-kun hasn't replied to me, so I'm going to just have to break off and start Paratora Live...!!
Ryu - 21:50
Ehhhhhh? Is it that simple?

Fan - 21:50
Ryu-kun, are you really sending replies?
I keep getting notifications that you're posting, but I'm not getting any replies? Are they just a dream??
Ryu -21:50
🧄👥🔥🦭It's just a dream🦭🔥👥🧄

Fan - 21:50
Ryu-kun, what do you do in your spare time?
Ryu - 21:52
I try to push my limits! For instance, today, I challenged myself not to furrow my brow at all until I had managed to stack up a hundred coins in a single stack. It was tough, but it's very meaningful work. Yeah.

Ryu - 21:52
I'm tired now! Byebye!