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April Fools 2024

In 2024, breaking from the tradition of the April Fools' day campaign being an otome game, the joke was that they would be launching Paraneko, a raising sim game focusing on cats-- and, of course, every character has art of them as a cat, plus a little profile card. On this page you'll find everything I can translate, translated!

Paraneko

Enjoy a Chill and Dope Whimsical Life!

Paraneko

Story


Take care of the paraneko that come to your house!

Feature-1
I'll prove who I am!
Feature-2
Give me a snack!

Gameplay

If you take care of them, the paraneko will eventually become sweeter towards you and let you dress them up!
Game 1
Physical contact
Game 2
Feeding
Game 3
Dress-up
Game 4
Talk
Empernya: You should feel honored to be allowed to take care of me. Go prepare some food that is worthy of being served to a cat as a noble as me.

Characters

29 different paraneko with different personalities!

Allen
Suzaku
"I'm gonna show the world who I am with my purrs!"
Hajun
Hajun
"Try as they might, ordinary cats are doomed to remain ordinary cats."
Anne
Anne
"Hmm, maybe I'll consider it if you give me a snack~"
Saimon
Saimon
"Cats are living things, they're not meant to live alone."
Yohei
Nyanbayashi
"What're you lookin' at? I ain't no show animal to be gawked at."
Shiki
Shikki
"Is... is it okay for meow to stay here...?"
Ryu
Nyanpra Daimaou
"Woof woof squeak squeak cock-a-doodle-doo~!"
Kanata
Kanata
"I'm gonna give this whole rotten world a cat punch."
Nayuta
Nayuta
"Whatever, just let me go play with Kanata."
Iori
Kashira
"I'm basically giving you nyanservice just by existing~!"
Zen
Gazen
"Since we played a lot, I want a chicken fillet for dinner!"
Hokusai
Fuunyai
"Pet me."
Satsuki
Gainya
"I-it's nyat like I like being petted like that or anything!!"
Reo
REO-nyan
"I'm gonna get into all kinds of mischief if you don't pet me!"
Chisei
Chisei
"Come over here. You wannya play?"
Haruomi
Haruomi
"Can you keep up with my cuteness?"
Shogo
Shogo
"Master came back! I'm so happy!"
Toma
Toma
"Today you're opening up a can of mackerel, so it's SHOW TIME!"
Aoi
Aoi
"If my princess is tired, I'll be sure to spoil her lots."
Kantaro
Nyantaro
"My pawbeans are worth a million likes!"
Dongha
Empernya
"Do you think you're allowed to pet me?"
Chungsung
Chungsung
"Would you kindly permit me to lick your feet?"
Kei
Kei
"Your cat's meows... have a very clear sound."
Itsuki
Itsuki
"It seems that today you gave me 2 grams less food than you did yesterday."
Rokuta
Rokunya
"Meow, I'm so full of karaage. I'm so happy..."
Yuto
Hancho
"Give me a snack or there will be consequences."
Ryoga
Ryoga
"... don't underestimate me just because I'm a cat."
Shion
Shion
"You're cute. Wanna smoke some cat grass together?"
Kenta
Mikonya
"I'm not gonna be owned by some shitty scrub lol"

Teaser PV

Narrator: Paraneko!

Narrator: The Paraneko with unique personalities have arrived at your home. Take good care of them and become friends with all of the Paraneko!
[Text on screen is same as above.]

[Text on screen] Visty: We're in your care starting today, nya!

Narrator: Some of the Paraneko are a little shyer than others.
[Text on screen] Shikki: D... don't waste your concern on me...

Narrator: But there are also lots of cats who have tons of energy and love to play, too.
[Text on screen] Hancho: Be quiet! Or I'll have to punish you, nya!

Narrator: Enjoy many of the fun features in Paraneko.
[Text on screen] It seems like he spent too long composing, so now he's hungry...
Narrator: You can give the cats delicious food depending on what they like.

Narrator: And build up a deeper relationship with the cats based on physical affection!

Narrator: And then at the end of the day, they'll come with you to bed.
[Text on screen] Rokunya: Mrow, mrow... I like chicken more than tunya...

Narrator: Wouldn't you like to feel your soul be refreshed by the Paraneko, too?

[Text on screen] Everynyan: Come play with us, nya~!

Profile Cards

By hitting the 'share' button, you could view one of 29 different mini-profile cards for each paraneko. I translated and typeset them, and I've provided plain text underneath each!

Allen
Name: Suzaku
"I'm gonna show the world who I am with my purrs!"
Personality: Straightforward
Favorite Thing: Record-shaped cat bed
Key Fact: He purrs when he listens to music
Hajun
Name: Hajun
"Try as they might, ordinary cats are doomed to remain ordinary cats."
Personality: Clever
Favorite Thing: Organic cat food
Key Fact: Before you know it, he's going to be the one acting like he runs the place
Anne
Name: Anne
"Hmm, maybe I'll consider it if you give me a snack~"
Personality: Decisive
Favorite Thing: Stylish cat clothes
Key Fact: They'll be happy if you give them new cat clothes to wear every day
Saimon
Name: Saimon
"Cats are living things, they're not meant to live alone."
Personality: Gentle
Favorite Thing: Being on the bookshelf
Key Fact: He'll get close to you if you read a book aloud
Yohei
Name: Nyanbayashi
"What're you lookin' at? I ain't no show animal to be gawked at."
Personality: Blunt
Favorite Thing: Being under the car
Key Fact: He has a nyankii sort of personality, but he's nice to the cats in his area
Shiki
Name: Shikki
"Is... is it okay for meow to stay here...?"
Personality: Timid
Favorite Thing: Quiet places
Key Fact: You have to wait quietly until he approaches you
Ryu
Name: Nyanpra Daimaou
"Woof woof squeak squeak cock-a-doodle-doo~!"
Personality: Completely inexplicable
Favorite Thing: Crackling static electricity
Key Fact: He loves toys that make weird noises
Kanata
Name: Kanata
"I'm gonna give this whole rotten world a cat punch."
Personality: Extremely wary
Favorite Thing: Towels that don't smell like humans
Key Fact: He gets moody when he's not with Nayuta
Nayuta
Name: Nayuta
"Whatever, just let me go play with Kanata."
Personality: Dry
Favorite Thing: The AC unit outside the Chinese restaurant
Key Fact: He likes eating his meals with Kanata
Iori
Name: Kashira
"I'm basically giving you nyanservice just by existing~!"
Personality: Leader-like
Favorite Thing: Pudding-shaped scratching post
Key Fact: He shares his food with the cats from his area
Zen
Name: Gazen
"Since we played a lot, I want a chicken fillet for dinner!"
Personality: Helpful
Favorite Thing: Cat exercise wheel
Key Fact: He comes to wake up his owner every morning
Hokusai
Name: Fuunyai
"Pet me."
Personality: Quiet
Favorite Thing: A sunny porch
Key Fact: He's been known to play-bite a bit too hard
Satsuki
Name: Gainya
"I-it's nyat like I like being petted like that or anything!!"
Personality: Naughty
Favorite Thing: Cardboard
Key Fact: He likes being doted on by girls, but he's bad at it
Reo
Name: REO-nyan
"I'm gonna get into all kinds of mischief if you don't pet me!"
Personality: Sly
Favorite Thing: Cuddling
Key Fact: He sulks whenever you pet other cats
Chisei
Name: Chisei
"Come over here. You wannya play?"
Personality: Extremely confident
Favorite Thing: Lazing around at home
Key Fact: He loves making a giant mess with tissues
Haruomi
Name: Haruomi
"Can you keep up with my cuteness?"
Personality: Proud of his craft
Favorite Thing: Ramen-making videos
Key Fact: He is completely transfixed by videos of people making ramen
Shogo
Name: Shogo
"Master came back! I'm so happy!"
Personality: Naiive
Favorite Thing: Master
Key Fact: He tends to throw up hairballs when he's nervous
Toma
Name: Toma
"Today you're opening up a can of mackerel, so it's SHOW TIME!"
Personality: Considerate
Favorite Thing: Grooming
Key Fact: If he hasn't had his fur trimmed, he won't let anyone see him
Aoi
Name: Aoi
"If my princess is tired, I'll be sure to spoil her lots."
Personality: Kind
Favorite Thing: Cat mint
Key Fact: He kills insects on sight
Kantaro
Name: Nyantaro
"My pawbeans are worth a million likes!"
Personality: Wants to be spoiled
Favorite Thing: Sitting on a lap
Key Fact: He acts super cute when you point a camera at him
Dongha
Name: Empernya
"Do you think you're allowed to pet me?"
Personality: Noble
Favorite Thing: Wet food with caviar
Key Fact: He likes to sit on the very top of the cat tower
Chungsung
Name: Chungsung
"Would you kindly permit me to lick your feet?"
Personality: Masochistic
Favorite Thing: Getting his shots
Key Fact: He enjoys it when you kick him hard in the hindquarters
Kei
Name: Kei
"Your cat's meows... have a very clear sound."
Personality: Delicate
Favorite Thing: Taking walks
Key Fact: He hates busy, lively places
Itsuki
Name: Itsuki
"It seems that today you gave me 2 grams less food than you did yesterday."
Personality: Impeccable
Favorite Thing: Educational toys
Key Fact: He tends to get caught up in the details
Rokuta
Name: Rokunya
"Meow, I'm so full of karaage. I'm so happy..."
Personality: Mischievous
Favorite Thing: Napping
Key Fact: He eats a ton of food
Yuto
Name: Hancho
"Give me a snack or there will be consequences."
Personality: Easygoing/Fierce
Favorite Thing: Basking in a sunbeam by the window
Key Fact: He has the rare distinction of being almost like owning two different cats
Ryoga
Name: Ryoga
"... don't underestimate me just because I'm a cat."
Personality: Short-tempered
Favorite Thing: Cat food with lots of meat
Key Fact: He never misses anything on his patrols around his territory
Shion
Name: Shion
"You're cute. Wanna smoke some cat grass together?"
Personality: Laid-back
Favorite Thing: Cat grass
Key Fact: A wandering cat prowling for a chance to meet
Kenta
Name: Mikonya
"I'm not gonna be owned by some shitty scrub lol"
Personality: Lazy
Favorite Thing: Laying on the keyboard
Key Fact: He likes to cause trouble for humans
Box art

Cat-Raising Game PARANEKO

Available in Stores or for Download

Releasing 2024.4.1!

• Compatible Systems: paradoxlive
• Genre: Raising Game
• Players: 1
• Suggested Retail Price: ¥2222 (tax included)