Paradox Love 2025
In 2025, the April Fool's joke was a return to a previous year's joke, Paralove Academy, this time even more. Here you'll find translations of all of the content relating to this campaign and website!Note that because the student info is mostly unchanged from 2023, a lot of information here will be repeated, but it will be here nonetheless (especially because there are a few changes here and there)! All art was done by Uri, who has also done work for Paradox Live as the character designer for AMPRULE.
A short manga was also announced, with three-page installments dropping every month!
Junior & Senior High School for the Development of Elite Talent
Paralove Academy
Where the legends of the future take flight.
Current Student Introduction
High School First Years
Ando Shiki
Academics: 1st year, advanced course
Club Activities: Soccer club
Student Council: Animals department
A boy in fine health who is so serious it almost makes him a little scary
Ito Satsuki
Academics: 1st year, general course, Class A
Club Activities: Basketball club
Student Council: N/A
An elite yankee delinquent who has accomplished the impressive feat of failing every single subject
Kureha Aoi
Academics: 1st year, general course, Class A
Club Activities: Drama club, gardening club
Student Council: N/A
The drama club's cool beauty of a prince
Misuji Kantaro
Academics: 1st year, general course, Class C
Club Activities: Handicraft club
Student Council: Cultural festival executive committee
A puppy-dog-eyes-type young man who prioritizes looking good on SNS
Maruyama Reo
Academics: 1st year, general course, Class E
Club Activities: Brass band club
Student Council: N/A
A crafty little devil who's earned the nickname "Senpai-Killer"
Rokuta
Academics: 1st year, general course, Class E
Club Activities: Culinary studies club
Student Council: Sports festival executive committee
A boy who is like an over-large puppy, who strikes fear into the hearts of the people running the student store
High School Second Years
Yeon Hajun
Academics: 2nd year, advanced course
Club Activities: Tennis club
Student Council: High school student council president
The smiling assassin who runs the school as if it were his own castle
Itsuki
Academics: 2nd year, advanced course
Club Activities: Science club
Student Council: Library committee
An enthusiast for efficiency and precision without equal
Anne Faulkner
Academics: 2nd year, general course, Class B
Club Activities: Tailoring club president
Student Council: Cultural festival executive committee
An overwhelmingly popular influencer
Yatonokami Nayuta
Academics: 2nd year, general course, Class B
Club Activities: Go-home club[1]
Student Council: N/A
The most powerful S-Rank Slacker in school history
Sugasano Allen
Academics: 2nd year, general course, Class C
Club Activities: Hiphop club president
Student Council: N/A
President of the hiphop club who aims to make the club take the top before he graduates
Yatonokami Kanata
Academics: 2nd year, general course, Class C
Club Activities: Go-home club
Student Council: N/A
A devilish risk-taker who only shows for only exactly as many days as he has to be there to not flunk, and no more
High School Third Years
Miyama Kei
Academics: 3rd year, advanced course (spends a lot of time in the infirmary[2])
Club Activities: Go-home club
Student Council: Library committee
A mysterious and beautiful young man who spends a great amount of time in the infirmary
Masaki Hokusai
Academics: 3rd year, general course, Class D
Club Activities: Archery club
Student Council: Animals department
A gentle giant who prefers to spend time with the cats in the courtyard rather than attend class
Yamato Shogo
Academics: 2nd year, general course, Class D
Club Activities: Astronomy club president
Student Council: N/A
An earnest but somewhat airheaded young man who loves the stars and gummies
Tosa Ryoga
Academics: 3rd year, general course, Class F
Club Activities: Judo club
Student Council: N/A
Uncontrollable mad-dog bancho
Hikage Toma
Academics: 3rd year, general course, Class F
Club Activities: Light music club
Student Council: Cultural festival executive committee
A real party-person ambassador for love, peace, and beauty advice
Middle School Third Years
Yeon Dongha
Academics: 3rd year, advanced course
Club Activities: Art club
Student Council: Junior high school student council president
A little emperor who rules with an iron fist over the middle school class
Mikoshiba Kenta
Academics: 3rd year, advanced course
Club Activities: Computer club
Student Council: N/A
✝Judge, jury, and executioner of doomsday✝ who invites you deeper into the darkness
? school ? year
Natsume Ryu
Academics: ? year, ? class
Club Activities: Capricious
Student Council: N/A
A prime example of a person who's supposed to have already graduated, but still shows up on campus every day
Current Staff & Faculty Introduction
Kuzuryu Chisei
Occupation: Academy Chairman
Homeroom: N/A
Extracurriculars: N/A
The original and still the best, an overwhelmingly irrational chairman who delights in making others clean up after his antics
Shingu Haruomi
Occupation: Academy Principal
Homeroom: N/A
Extracurriculars: N/A
The charismatic principal who runs the school together with the chairman
Saimon Naoakira
Occupation: Japanese language teacher
Homeroom: High school advanced course, first years
Extracurriculars: Drama club advisor
A keeper of time whose beautiful voice has lured thousands of students into the land of dreams
Suiseki Iori
Occupation: Mathematics teacher
Homeroom: High school general course, 3rd years, class F
Extracurriculars: Basketball club advisor
A demon at mental math who drills both a reckless spirit and a sense for financial accounting into the heads of his students
Gaho Zen
Occupation: Physical education teacher
Homeroom: High school general course, 2nd years, class C
Extracurriculars: Judo club advisor
A big boaster with the bulkiest biceps in the entire school
Baek Chungsung
Occupation: Art teacher
Homeroom: High school advanced course, second years
Extracurriculars: Art club advisor
A super-masochistic teacher eagerly awaiting punishment by his master
Yuto Inukai
Occupation: Civics teacher, non-curricular guidance officer
Homeroom: Junior high school advanced course, third years
Extracurriculars: Archery club advisor
A hard-working grade leader who conceals a secret duality
Kaida Shion
Occupation: School doctor
Homeroom: N/A
Extracurriculars: Light music club advisor
The naughty school doctor who entices men and women of all ages
Kanbayashi Yohei
Occupation: Head custodian
Homeroom: N/A
Extracurriculars: Unaffiliated
The school's highly-competent guardian, armed with alcohol and cigarettes
Greeting
You shall become a legend
A Message from the Chairman
Seriously, nothing beats youthful spirit!
Junior & Senior High School for the Development of Elite TalentParalove Academy Chairman
Kuzuryu Chisei
A Greeting from the Principal
In every heart lies a legend
Paralove Academy's driving philosophy is "you shall become a legend".Whether it is academic studies, sports, club activities, and even our student's private hobbies. In your student life, it is crucial to find and refine one singular thing that makes you shine, rather than spread your energy on every aspect. This is what we place the utmost importance on at our school.
Becoming a legend is not a matter of simply being born into it, nor of natural talent. Our hope is that our students will work together with their peers to refine their minds and bodies, and to awaken the legends that lie within them.
Junior & Senior High School for the Development of Elite Talent
Paralove Academy Principal
Shingu Haruomi
Dormitories
A school dormitory that supports your ambitions
Room Assignments
3rd FloorRoom 301: 
Shogo Yamato & Hikage Toma Room 302:
Room 303:
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2nd FloorRoom 201: 
Kureha Aoi & Misuji Kantaro Room 202:
Room 203:
Room 204:
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Student Testimonials
Lively student life together with a group of unique individuals
Room 302's Sugasano Allen-kunThere are so many unique people living in the dormitory, and it inspires me every day. There's students from various grades from middle school all the way up through high school, but there's not a strict hierarchy at all; in fact, I think everyone gets along in a way that transcends the boundaries of grade level. If I had to bring up one drawback, it would that the walls are a bit thin... just as soon as I start playing a track on my speakers, the Yatonokami brothers come beating the door down to complain, which I feel a little bad about. I'll try to be mindful of the volume.
Dormitory support for day-to-day matters so you can focus on club activities
Room 303's Tosa Ryoga-kunI'd been living with my mom until now, and it's really noisy around here. But the food in the dorm isn't bad, and since I don't have to spend as much time commuting to school I can focus more on club activities, which is good.
Experience growth in a fantastic environment
Room 301's Hikage Toma-kunDorm life is seeeeeeeeeeeriously the best 🤩 Believe it or not, I didn't actually start out being super good at communal living, but everyone at the dorms has such super hype vibes that I got used to it super quick, and now I've turned into the type of guy who goes out of his way to connect with people 😎🌱 I'm especially grateful to my roommate, Sho-chin, for the Mariana Trench-esque depths of his generosity 🏄️🏄️🏄️🏄️ So I super recommend you move into the dorms!!!! Come on and super-enjoy your youth together with us 🥳🎉🕺🕺🎉🥳
Notices
May 26, 2025 || Announcement from the animals department
We have an announcement from the animal caretaking department.
The other day, two adorable baby rabbits were born!
Their names are Rodrigo and Miguel.
Both the mother rabbit and the newborn babies are healthy, and the babies are growing quick.
All of us in the animal care department are filled with the utmost joy at the chance to celebrate these new lives.
A baby has been born ♪
We will continue to take care of them, and prioritize the health and happiness of the animals in our care.
Everyone, please feel free to come and pay Rodrigo and Miguel a visit.
-The animal caretaking department
April 01 2025 || Notice: Currently recruiting custodial staff
Our school is currently looking for custodial staff to aid in the maintenance of school grounds.Details are as follows:
- Job Description: Cleaning inside and outside of the school building, facility management, equipment maintenance, etc.
- Working Hours: Weekdays, 8:00~16:00 (Hours negotiable)
- Employment Status: Contracted employee
- Qualifications: No experience necessary; applicants must have sense of responsibility about work
We're looking for school custodians!
Feel at home at your workplace ♪[Yohei's thought bubble: "No experience required!"]
[Job description, working hours, employment status, and qualifications are as above]
Location: Paralove Academy
Why don't you join us in watching over children's smiles? 🌸
If you would like to apply, please send your resume to our school office. We look forward to receiving your application.
April 01 2025 || Entrance Ceremony
Congratulations to the new students of Paralove Academy!
The warm spring sunlight made our new students, full of hope and expectations, shine even more brightly.
At the opening ceremony, the principal and chairman of the board of directors gave their powerful words of encouragement to the new students.
Congratulations on your admission
All of our faculty and staff will do their utmost to support you and ensure that your school life is a fulfilling one as you take your new steps forward.
We also appreciate all of our student's parents for their continued support and cooperation.
Paralove Academy
Activity Report
The "Activity Report" is an archive of the Paralove Academy mini-manga drawn by Uri. Though originally posted as an April Fool's joke, You will find my translations of these comics Here!
Club & Athletics Information
Posted on Paradox Tribe, below are charts featuring information about the clubs and athletics.
Footnotes
[1] "A member of the go-home club" is a euphemistic way to refer to students who do not participate in club activities. [Back][2] This is a term that refers to someone who physically attends school, but does not go to class; this can be for any number of reasons, from interpersonal problems to anxiety. The term is "attends school at the infirmary" but these students may also be in the school library, etc. [Back]