Original Serialized Feature, pt. 3: Which do you choose? The Ultimate "Pick-a-Side" Summit

A new story that will change everything is beginning now

In this month's edition of this special feature centered around "ultimate choices", we'll be featuring the three members of the new team! ♪

Q.1

If you were to pick a superpower, would you rather have the ability to fly or the ability to stop time?

Flight

Noah's Answer

Other day they were airing this movie on TV about a superhero who could fly. I was super jealous of how he could go anywhere he wanted. So my vote's for the flying one. What was the plot of the movie? It was boring as tar, so I don't remember.

Stop time

Meno's Answer

Yeah, I'd probably want to stop time? I often totally oversleep and completely screw up my timing on when I leave the house. Like the other day, I woke up and I was already like, five hours late for my shift at my part-time. Even if I rushed to get there, I wouldn't have made it anywhere close to on time, and apologizing wouldn't have fixed anything, so I was kinda just like, "well, whatever happens, happens ~♪" (lol) But now that I think about it, I'm not sure being able to stop time would actually help in that situation, tho? (lol)

Akito's Answer

What a fascinating question. Is this meant to be some kind of psychological test to determine my personality? Or perhaps a measure of intelligence? Either is acceptable, but I would like to be made aware of the results once they have been processed. Now, if I were to choose between the two, "the ability to stop time" is clearly superior. The reason is simple; it has far more practical applications. Of course, flying seems useful as well, but between the risk of witnesses and the risk of falling, I find myself rather less keen on the idea.

Q.2

When you're stressed, are you the type to binge eat your feelings or to pass out asleep?

Both

Meno's Answer

Both ♡ Binge eating and then passing out is the best ♡♡♡ So like, for me, I looove mentaiko udon, so whenever I'm upset, I'll go to a restaurant and totally house a massive serving. And that alone usually makes me feel better, but then on the way home I'll buy a whole bucket of ice cream at the supermarket, so then as soon as I get home my blood sugar goes through the roof ⭢ I go right to bed and completely crash, so then by the next day all my problems are pretty much gone! I totally recommend it~!

Neither

Noah's Answer

I don't fuckin' know. Or, I guess it's more like I've never thought about it. Whenever I get annoyed I just let it out on the spot and that's the end of it. If I had to pick between sleeping and eating I guess I'd say I'd prefer eating. There's a ton of stuff I've never eaten before, so eating something delicious feels pretty nice.

Akito's Answer

I'm sorry, but I am not possessed of a nature that is given to getting stressed. Stress is a phenomenon where the brain is burdened by negative stimuli such as anger or sadness, correct? I tend to view others only as objects of observation, so there are very few situations in which I have found my emotions moved by them. Of course, I do think that both diet and proper sleep are very important. They are necessary measures to take for both health and organizing my thoughts.